What's a thing you always assumed?

5ofseven
5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
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...was true, but probably isn't?

I always assumed @Yoshiboobs and @twitchandshout were sisters. Probably not.

I mean, they could be, but unlikely given the DNA of mfp.
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  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    5ofseven wrote: »
    ...was true, but probably isn't?

    I always assumed @Yoshiboobs and @twitchandshout were sisters. Probably not.

    I mean, they could be, but unlikely given the DNA of mfp.

    Aw that’s cute but we’re not related. I was just thinking the other day that we could be cousins or something so I see it.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    That vacuums suck in air. Scientifically air is PUSHED into the space.

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  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    That vacuums suck in air. Scientifically air is PUSHED into the space.

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    So vacuuming doesn't suck? That's objectively wrong, every time I vacuum, it sucks. :neutral:
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    I assume @5ofseven is wearing a suit rn.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    I assume @twitchandshout sits on her porch swing at dusk with a lemonade.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    edited February 2021
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I assume @twitchandshout sits on her porch swing at dusk with a lemonade.

    I assumed she was on a swing too :D

    Damn! I am being too creepy. No wonder even those Russian girls cover up before friending me
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    ...was true, but probably isn't?

    I always assumed @Yoshiboobs and @twitchandshout were sisters. Probably not.

    I mean, they could be, but unlikely given the DNA of mfp.

    Aw that’s cute but we’re not related. I was just thinking the other day that we could be cousins or something so I see it.

    You do look like my family. Maybe that’s why I find your face so appealing. Is that weird? That’s weird. Damn.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I assume @twitchandshout sits on her porch swing at dusk with a lemonade.

    In summer I really do.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I assume @twitchandshout sits on her porch swing at dusk with a lemonade.

    I assumed she was on a swing too :D

    Damn! I am being too creepy. No wonder even those Russian girls cover up before friending me

    Only if I don’t have to do the pumping.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    5ofseven wrote: »
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    That vacuums suck in air. Scientifically air is PUSHED into the space.

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    So vacuuming doesn't suck? That's objectively wrong, every time I vacuum, it sucks. :neutral:
    :D:D I guess it depends on POV. I actually like cleaning and have one of the best vaccums ever. Had it since 1989 and just replace wheels and fan occasionally.

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    I assume everybody else always knows the right thing to say at the right time. It takes me days to think of a comeback.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    I assumed when I was younger that at some point I would be happy in and with my life. That was patently wrong.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    I assume everybody else always knows the right thing to say at the right time. It takes me days to think of a comeback.

    I have a team of writers and publicists working round the clock to ensure I come off as exotic, hilarious and elusive with every post.
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    That vacuums suck in air. Scientifically air is PUSHED into the space.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
    9285851.png

    So vacuuming doesn't suck? That's objectively wrong, every time I vacuum, it sucks. :neutral:
    :D:D I guess it depends on POV. I actually like cleaning and have one of the best vaccums ever. Had it since 1989 and just replace wheels and fan occasionally.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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    Kirby?

    @ninerbuff
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    I assume everybody else always knows the right thing to say at the right time. It takes me days to think of a comeback.

    I have a team of writers and publicists working round the clock to ensure I come off as exotic, hilarious and elusive with every post.

    Shame about the accent though
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    edited February 2021
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    That vacuums suck in air. Scientifically air is PUSHED into the space.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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    Today I learned...
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    5ofseven wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    I assume everybody else always knows the right thing to say at the right time. It takes me days to think of a comeback.

    I have a team of writers and publicists working round the clock to ensure I come off as exotic, hilarious and elusive with every post.

    Shame about the accent though

    Yep, i know. I had to listen to a 30 min recording of my voice for work and it was torture😢
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I always assumed that quicksand would be more of a problem than it has thus far.
  • AndreaTamira
    AndreaTamira Posts: 272 Member
    I (a German) assumed for the longest time that English "v" and "w" are basically the same letter when it comes to pronunciation. That's because, to me, they sound like minor variations on the same thing. (Minor variations so minor I only notice sometimes if I pay active attention.)

    My partner (a native English speaker) insists they aren't. YouTube videos have explained to me how they aren't. - I still have problems hearing the difference, though.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I always assumed that quicksand would be more of a problem than it has thus far.

    :D yeah...cartoons and movies made me believe I better watch where I step.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I always assumed that quicksand would be more of a problem than it has thus far.

    :D yeah...cartoons and movies made me believe I better watch where I step.

    Or to let the other guy go first.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    I assumed that there were no people left living in iron lungs.
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    I assumed one day my prince would come

    Trouble is he'll probably look like a regular guy. They don't even give out prince costumes to real princes anymore.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    I assumed one day my prince would come

    Seems you also assumed there were princes.
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    I assumed one day my prince would come

    Trouble is he'll probably look like a regular guy. They don't even give out prince costumes to real princes anymore.

    I'm honestly partial to a regular guy. Walt Disney was a hopeless romantic.

    ETA: that's faithful

    ETA: that likes tacos

    See, a faithful taco eating prince is even more rare. All these extra criteria make it less likely that some regular guy can rent a jester outfit, do some light sewing to make it passable, and woo you before you figure out he's not a real prince. 🤡
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I always assumed that quicksand would be more of a problem than it has thus far.

    yes.

    100 percent.

    might I also add, this has been more than a little disappointing.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    I assumed one day my prince would come

    Seems you also assumed there were princes.

    Walt Disney said so 🤷

    True. It was on TV, so...
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,464 Member
    I always assumed that when you got married, you would live happily ever after.
  • rosebarnalice
    rosebarnalice Posts: 3,488 Member
    I always assumed that skinny people were happier and healthier than I was.
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    corinasue1143 wrote: »
    I always assumed that when you got married, you would live happily ever after.

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