What's a thing you always assumed?

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  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    I always assumed that skinny people were happier and healthier than I was.

    I have encountered so many unhealthy habits among supposed fitness people. I no longer judge by how big the muscles are or how slim the waist
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    5ofseven wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    I assumed one day my prince would come

    Trouble is he'll probably look like a regular guy. They don't even give out prince costumes to real princes anymore.

    I'm honestly partial to a regular guy. Walt Disney was a hopeless romantic.

    ETA: that's faithful

    ETA: that likes tacos

    See, a faithful taco eating prince is even more rare. All these extra criteria make it less likely that some regular guy can rent a jester outfit, do some light sewing to make it passable, and woo you before you figure out he's not a real prince. 🤡

    So you're telling me there's no chance?

    All of my brothers are married, so...
  • chuckle_bunny
    chuckle_bunny Posts: 496 Member
    I assumed there would be cookies & punch in this thread for us to chat and mingle. This is no way to treat guests! @5ofseven
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    I assumed there would be cookies & punch in this thread for us to chat and mingle. This is no way to treat guests! 5ofseven

    It's hard to be such a disappointment, but I give it my all. I can barely be bothered to engage in a civil manner when paged, now you want cookies? I think I'd have better luck eating tacos and playing dress up with @Kashmir_314_
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    I always assumed that when you got married, you would live happily ever after.

    I was fooled by this assumption too

    Boyfriends are more fun
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    I always assumed that talent would be enough to get a person someplace.
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    I always assumed that talent would be enough to get a person someplace.

    Not unless your talent is bullsharting, polictics or sports.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    I always assumed that talent would be enough to get a person someplace.

    Not unless your talent is bullsharting, polictics or sports.

    Fair. :joy:
  • CaramonM
    CaramonM Posts: 263 Member
    I always assumed that talent would be enough to get a person someplace.

    Look at Van Gogh.

    Why even spend 40 years developing artistic ability when you can sell a banana taped to a wall for 120k?
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    CaramonM wrote: »
    I always assumed that talent would be enough to get a person someplace.

    Look at Van Gogh.

    Why even spend 40 years developing artistic ability when you can sell a banana taped to a wall for 120k?

    Ah, modern art at its finest. The fact that two "versions" of the banana sold previously for that price tag and that part of the performance was someone coming up and eating said 120K banana is just... well, that's the state of modern art.

    Take me back to signed toilets and everyday objects as art, please.

  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    I assumed this thread would encompass something other than concerns about toilets, bananas, and what others earn.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    5ofseven wrote: »
    I assumed this thread would encompass something other than concerns about toilets, bananas, and what others earn.

    I Assumed you would know better
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    5ofseven wrote: »
    I assumed this thread would encompass something other than concerns about toilets, bananas, and what others earn.

    I Assumed you would know better

    I assumed you wouldn't hurt me like that. :'(
  • CaramonM
    CaramonM Posts: 263 Member
    I assumed that knights and samurai fought each other with swords, but it seems that's not true (at least after a certain point). Their armor became too good, and they primarily used bludgeoning weapons, polearms, and there was a lot of ranged warfare. But there were lances and calvary charges.

    I also assumed that guns ended the whole armor idea, at least by WWI when you had real rifles and machine guns. But, there were still French cavalry troops wearing metal breastplates and there were still swords around.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I always assumed @Motorsheen was a real person

    @Kashmir_314_

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I always assumed @Motorsheen was a real person

    @Kashmir_314_

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    prove it.



    please, please prove it <3

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    That if you try your hardest you'll win, nope.. sometimes there are others just better.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    that hard work and talent would be enough
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    that if I got everything I said I wanted I’d be happy

  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    that if I got everything I said I wanted I’d be happy

    Then you'd want more
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    that if I got everything I said I wanted I’d be happy

    Then you'd want more

    indeed
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    I assume every ache or cough or pain is something awful
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    5ofseven wrote: »
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    That vacuums suck in air. Scientifically air is PUSHED into the space.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    So vacuuming doesn't suck? That's objectively wrong, every time I vacuum, it sucks. :neutral:
    :D:D I guess it depends on POV. I actually like cleaning and have one of the best vaccums ever. Had it since 1989 and just replace wheels and fan occasionally.

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    Kirby?

    @ninerbuff
    Yep. I actually sold them from 1986 to 1998. I was awarded one from the factory for being one of the top salesmen in the company in 1989. Instead of a serial number, my last name is imprinted on the machine in it's place. Also, at one time I used to help my brother who was a maintence/repair for the distributor I worked for on repairing them. So I know what to replace when something isn't working right. And a fan is like $10 and wheels about $20. I also keep it clean so it performs at it's best. I clean out the brushroll and pull all the hair out of the brushroll bearings once a month and vacuum out the inner bag every 3 months or so.

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    Oh, I also had assumed that everyone understands basic addition and subtraction on here. Apparently that's not a given.

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    I always assumed that talent would be enough to get a person someplace.

    Not unless your talent is bullsharting, polictics or sports.
    You forgot porn.
    :D


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  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    I always assumed that talent would be enough to get a person someplace.

    Not unless your talent is bullsharting, polictics or sports.
    You forgot porn.
    :D


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    No I didn't *eyeroll*
  • Miss_Chiev0us_
    Miss_Chiev0us_ Posts: 2,208 Member
    I always assumed I needed someone to make me happy but it turned out I needed to be happy with myself before I did that.
  • pen_pineapple
    pen_pineapple Posts: 24 Member
    I used to think that the day would never come, I'd see the light in the shade of the morning sun
  • chuckle_bunny
    chuckle_bunny Posts: 496 Member
    I used to think that the day would never come, I'd see the light in the shade of the morning sun
    Omg

    Another Smash Mouth fan on the forums 🙌