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The Mildly Passive-Aggressive Mid-life/Existential Crisis Terrible Poetry Thread

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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Danw586 wrote: »
    Do those squats
    Eat that protein
    Get that rest

    That was short

    That’s
    What
    She
    Said

    Short?
  • CaramonM
    CaramonM Posts: 263 Member
    There ain't language for the things I've seen
    And the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams
    The truth is stranger than all my dreams
    Oh, the darkness got a hold on me

    I have seen what the darkness does
    Say goodbye to who I was
    I ain't never been away so long
    Don't look back them days are gone
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    *bump*

    Aye, the first one of the year? While not poetry per se, this is a paraphrased quote which I begrudgingly decided to provide attribution for so it fits the "passive-aggressive" criteria 🤷🏾‍♀️

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Never in my darkest dreams did I picture myself in this future
    Alone forever
    Happy couples spin around me in a hurricane of joy
    I stand alone in the eye of the storm
    Silent. Still.
    Watching untouched

    Remember this Nadine
    @Versicolour 😃
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Never in my darkest dreams did I picture myself in this future
    Alone forever
    Happy couples spin around me in a hurricane of joy
    I stand alone in the eye of the storm
    Silent. Still.
    Watching untouched

    Remember this Nadine
    @Versicolour 😃

    It was a happy couple of weeks. Back here again
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Never in my darkest dreams did I picture myself in this future
    Alone forever
    Happy couples spin around me in a hurricane of joy
    I stand alone in the eye of the storm
    Silent. Still.
    Watching untouched

    Remember this Nadine
    @Versicolour 😃

    It was a happy couple of weeks. Back here again

    But still.. where there was possibility once.. theres more 🤗😙
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    "And so it begins."
    "There is a hole in your mind."
    "What do you want?"
    "No one here is exactly what he appears."
    "Nothing's the same anymore."
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