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The Mildly Passive-Aggressive Mid-life/Existential Crisis Terrible Poetry Thread

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  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Posts: 3,209Member Member Posts: 3,209Member Member
    No I'm not in a mood,
    This is my face,
    This is how I look as I'm floating through space.

    Oh *kitten*. Im on a ball. Floating through space.
  • CanesGalacticaCanesGalactica Posts: 4,829Member Member Posts: 4,829Member Member
    Life is a drag sure
    Many splendid leaves fall down
    This hill I die on
  • CanesGalacticaCanesGalactica Posts: 4,829Member Member Posts: 4,829Member Member
    Tell me true, oh love of mine
    Where doth thy true master dwell
    For it is not here within my bed you do sleep
    In silent slumber's eternal creep
  • LeeH31LeeH31 Posts: 49Member Member Posts: 49Member Member
    "What's the use of whining?"
    So many people ask.
    "Just push away when dining
    And walking's an easy task."

    And I reply quite smartly
    "That's easy for you to say,
    A gnat like you can hardly
    Get where I am at today."

    But just you wait you troll,
    I'll beat this in the end.
    And when I do, you measly mole
    I'll have the last laugh then!


    ;) Best I can do on short notice!
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,623Member Member Posts: 11,623Member Member
    LeeH31 wrote: »
    "What's the use of whining?"
    So many people ask.
    "Just push away when dining
    And walking's an easy task."

    And I reply quite smartly
    "That's easy for you to say,
    A gnat like you can hardly
    Get where I am at today."

    But just you wait you troll,
    I'll beat this in the end.
    And when I do, you measly mole
    I'll have the last laugh then!


    ;) Best I can do on short notice!

    Very nice!
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,623Member Member Posts: 11,623Member Member
    When old people get thirsty
    Hypodermoclysis
    For young ones thirst is worse, see
    Ex
    is
    ten
    tial
    cri
    sisssss
  • CanesGalacticaCanesGalactica Posts: 4,829Member Member Posts: 4,829Member Member
    Oh tiny human full of life
    Why must you get on my very last nerve
    To cause me so much strife?
  • CanesGalacticaCanesGalactica Posts: 4,829Member Member Posts: 4,829Member Member
    Splendid fur, soft, warm
    Number three from two before
    Before dawn please sleep.

    No morsels you get
    Before sun has crested rise
    Stop eating that box
  • CanesGalacticaCanesGalactica Posts: 4,829Member Member Posts: 4,829Member Member
    Night descends softly
    A book calls to me from bed
    Sleep with three cats on :sleeping:
  • isalsayourface123isalsayourface123 Posts: 787Member Member Posts: 787Member Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    The grass isn't greener,
    It's just new.

    Love this 😂
  • isalsayourface123isalsayourface123 Posts: 787Member Member Posts: 787Member Member
    Life.
    Enjoy.
    Or.
    Be miserable.
    Your choice.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,047Member Member Posts: 1,047Member Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    LeeH31 wrote: »
    "What's the use of whining?"
    So many people ask.
    "Just push away when dining
    And walking's an easy task."

    And I reply quite smartly
    "That's easy for you to say,
    A gnat like you can hardly
    Get where I am at today."

    But just you wait you troll,
    I'll beat this in the end.
    And when I do, you measly mole
    I'll have the last laugh then!


    ;) Best I can do on short notice!

    Very nice!

    I can't help but notice that you didn't comment on mine. I mean, come on. I managed, with extreme elegance and creativity, to include several issues that all of us face in a mildly passive aggressive mid life existential crisis..... Roses, Farts, Tripping People, and Wanting to take someone's Money. If anything were to bring humanity together to bond and make world peace it would be my poem.
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,623Member Member Posts: 11,623Member Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    LeeH31 wrote: »
    "What's the use of whining?"
    So many people ask.
    "Just push away when dining
    And walking's an easy task."

    And I reply quite smartly
    "That's easy for you to say,
    A gnat like you can hardly
    Get where I am at today."

    But just you wait you troll,
    I'll beat this in the end.
    And when I do, you measly mole
    I'll have the last laugh then!


    ;) Best I can do on short notice!

    Very nice!

    I can't help but notice that you didn't comment on mine. I mean, come on. I managed, with extreme elegance and creativity, to include several issues that all of us face in a mildly passive aggressive mid life existential crisis..... Roses, Farts, Tripping People, and Wanting to take someone's Money. If anything were to bring humanity together to bond and make world peace it would be my poem.

    It was, it was definitely all great things. Just.. I’m not a big fan of roses.
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,623Member Member Posts: 11,623Member Member
    Roses are red
    Covered in dew
    My cat is kind of a jerk
    Sometimes
  • CanesGalacticaCanesGalactica Posts: 4,829Member Member Posts: 4,829Member Member
    Morning quickly comes
    Alas no more sleep for me
    Dreamless was my night
  • CanesGalacticaCanesGalactica Posts: 4,829Member Member Posts: 4,829Member Member
    Leftovers must I eat
    Blah, a culinary wasteland
    I want a pizza
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,816Member Member Posts: 32,816Member Member
    Yo
    Yo
    Yo. Yo Yo
    Yo. Yoooooooo
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Posts: 1,085Member Member Posts: 1,085Member Member
    I might question the wisdom of said man. Twitter is a very, very bad place (IMHO)

    I feel like I have escape from the other side of a long mid-life existential (all of life is really an existential crisis though, aint it?) crisis tunnel, started sometime when I had my first kid in 2009 and simultaneously switched careers and rev'd into high-gear in 2013 when my Mom died.

    Now in 2019 I'm (relatively) stable, patient and legitimately pretty happy, flexible, optimistic, and best of all, present.

    One hell of a road to get here though.

    Sorry this aint a poem.

    Oh but it was @very_californian it really was
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