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The Mildly Passive-Aggressive Mid-life/Existential Crisis Terrible Poetry Thread

caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,652Member Member Posts: 11,652Member Member
How do you react to feeling like you’re in a rut? A wise man once said that the best way to overcome a midlife crisis is to post crappy poems on Twitter.

And it wouldn’t be mfp if we didn’t encourage some tomvaguery. Just don’t be a jerk. Because rules.
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  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,652Member Member Posts: 11,652Member Member
    Roses are red
    Violets are actually purple
    Sometimes i get sad
    And want to poke you in the nurple
  • very_californianvery_californian Posts: 93Member Member Posts: 93Member Member
    I might question the wisdom of said man. Twitter is a very, very bad place (IMHO)

    I feel like I have escape from the other side of a long mid-life existential (all of life is really an existential crisis though, aint it?) crisis tunnel, started sometime when I had my first kid in 2009 and simultaneously switched careers and rev'd into high-gear in 2013 when my Mom died.

    Now in 2019 I'm (relatively) stable, patient and legitimately pretty happy, flexible, optimistic, and best of all, present.

    One hell of a road to get here though.

    Sorry this aint a poem.
    edited September 11
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,122Member Member Posts: 33,122Member Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Roses are red
    Violets are actually purple
    Sometimes i get sad
    And want to poke you in the nurple

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Dandelions are yellow,
    Petunias come in different colors.
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Posts: 14,612Member Member Posts: 14,612Member Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    And want to poke you in the nurple


    invitation accepted.
  • CanesGalacticaCanesGalactica Posts: 4,911Member Member Posts: 4,911Member Member
    Thread title too long
    No idea what to write here so
    Out I go again
  • CanesGalacticaCanesGalactica Posts: 4,911Member Member Posts: 4,911Member Member
    In I come again
    Just cannot fight it today
    Have no life, I stay
  • iMagoiMago Posts: 4,730Member Member Posts: 4,730Member Member
    there's things i could say,
    and things you don't know,
    but this thread is TL;DR,
    bored now; gotta go.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,122Member Member Posts: 33,122Member Member
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I see a cat
    and you do to too

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  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Posts: 14,612Member Member Posts: 14,612Member Member
    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Can I Borrow Twenty Dollars?
    No, Really... Twenty Dollars
  • CanesGalacticaCanesGalactica Posts: 4,911Member Member Posts: 4,911Member Member
    You think that looks good
    Yep, I throw shade your way now
    Tacky you are, ew

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  • CanesGalacticaCanesGalactica Posts: 4,911Member Member Posts: 4,911Member Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Can I Borrow Twenty Dollars?
    No, Really... Twenty Dollars

    Twenty dollars, yo
    I do not know who you are
    Tree-fiddy no more
  • CanesGalacticaCanesGalactica Posts: 4,911Member Member Posts: 4,911Member Member
    Help I cannot stop
    Wasting my life online with you
    Cat memes for life, yo
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 10,823Member Member Posts: 10,823Member Member
    This thread is my home
    I will live here forever
    Please pass the nachos
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,659Member Member Posts: 5,659Member Member
    You liked my rants
    til I took off my pants.
    Please don't frown.
    I am no Antonio Brown.
    That shiz's just wasteful.
  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Posts: 3,242Member Member Posts: 3,242Member Member
    What you sayin bro. (Bro?)
    Im not mad,
    I'm not grumpy,
    I feel fab.
    Not at all frumpy.
    😬

  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Posts: 3,242Member Member Posts: 3,242Member Member
    Life is cool.
    Life is fine.
    What you lookin at?
    No, I don't have a problem with wine.
  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Posts: 3,242Member Member Posts: 3,242Member Member
    I like my friends,
    All old & grey,
    It makes me look,
    So much better that way.
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