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The Mildly Passive-Aggressive Mid-life/Existential Crisis Terrible Poetry Thread

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  • tinkerhellraisertinkerhellraiser Posts: 4,918Member Member Posts: 4,918Member Member
    i only write slam poetry in ALL CAPS LOCK
  • iMagoiMago Posts: 5,425Member Member Posts: 5,425Member Member
    i only write slam poetry in ALL CAPS LOCK

  • tinkerhellraisertinkerhellraiser Posts: 4,918Member Member Posts: 4,918Member Member
    iMago wrote: »
    i only write slam poetry in ALL CAPS LOCK


    SPECIFIC POINT OF VIEW ON

    THINGS
  • KosmosKittenKosmosKitten Posts: 6,912Member Member Posts: 6,912Member Member
    Once I was a girl
    Madly in love with all of you
    Then no more, lost, alone

    Time marched on slowly
    Wounds licked, but never healed full
    You waltz back in now

    I am left unsure
    Where do I stand with you now?
    If a lover turned friend

    Can we ever go back?
    The way it once was before
    Shall I always grieve

    How did life turn out
    So tumultuous and heavy
    Why should I care still?

    You left no reason
    I withered, alone, listless
    Moving on to another

    Now I am woman
    Child no more, fierce and loud
    Fear me, I become war
  • VersicolourVersicolour Posts: 6,074Member Member Posts: 6,074Member Member
    This thread is not for you
    Your poetry is good
    Read the title: Bla bla bla
    ..... Terrible Poetry Thread

    Sorry, too aggressive
    Not enough passive
    My bad poetry can stay
    Your excellence must away
  • KosmosKittenKosmosKitten Posts: 6,912Member Member Posts: 6,912Member Member
    Time to push popcorn
    Remind them why they need it
    What fresh hell is this

    What have I wrought now?
    Products no one needs nor wants
    Why did I sign up

    Pop, poppity, pop
    Pop
  • KosmosKittenKosmosKitten Posts: 6,912Member Member Posts: 6,912Member Member
    Picture on a screen
    Your pixels are so pristine
    Image like a dream

    Damage has been done
    Supernatural feeling
    On the floor, reeling

    Render yourself to me
    Waiting for data from clouds
    Entry point willing

    Multiverse access
    Can no longer digress here
    Give yourself to me

    See you look at me
    Pretend it's reality
    Madness, imagine

    Render yourself to me
    To me, picture on a screen
    Curse the sky above
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Posts: 15,802Member Member Posts: 15,802Member Member
    My Dog Barks..... Some

    In Your Mind, You Picture

    My Dog

    You Might Even

    Picture

    Toto

    From The Wizard of Oz




    *with apologies to David Lynch
  • KosmosKittenKosmosKitten Posts: 6,912Member Member Posts: 6,912Member Member
    Time marching onward
    Will I always feel this way?
    Useless and confused

    Life ebbing from me
    Alone, always outsider
    No worth now, undone

    Stuck always second
    Third, fourth or fifth on ladder
    Left behind again
  • KosmosKittenKosmosKitten Posts: 6,912Member Member Posts: 6,912Member Member
    No one posts in here
    Alone again, naturally
    Where you be, y'all?
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 12,074Member Member Posts: 12,074Member Member
    No one posts in here
    Alone again, naturally
    Where you be, y'all?

    I like to let my angst build. Like jenga
  • KosmosKittenKosmosKitten Posts: 6,912Member Member Posts: 6,912Member Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    No one posts in here
    Alone again, naturally
    Where you be, y'all?

    I like to let my angst build. Like jenga

    And as you can tell, I just put out word vomit. :laugh:
  • Vikka_VVikka_V Posts: 8,420Member Member Posts: 8,420Member Member
    No one posts in here
    Alone again, naturally
    Where you be, y'all?

    I am here
    alone like you,
    I suck at poetry...I don't get it, I just try to rhyme and make sense
    but I'll try for you!

    (random thought alert...can you put punctuation in the middle of a poem? @your_future_ex_wife)

    (public) shame...no fear!
    "I'm just new"
    I like to go off on a tangent, spewing my thoughts, hence
    here I am too!

    Ya, I used to get my bestie to write poems for me for English class in high school, we'd trade, I'd do her art, she'd do my english and math homework

    Ha! edit 'cause improving all the time :lol:

    edited September 2019
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 989Member Member Posts: 989Member Member
    Top hat and tails
    You only die once
    Unless you are zombi
    Or perhaps Vampiric
    Sooookkkkiiieeee
  • KosmosKittenKosmosKitten Posts: 6,912Member Member Posts: 6,912Member Member
    Ears perked, sound befalls
    Crinkly bag opened, a treat!
    Trip human for some morsels
    Nom, nom
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 229,254Member Member Posts: 229,254Member Member
    Puts fish heads in your car
    Cat p00p in your shoes
    Revenge is sweet
    But doesn't smell so good
  • KosmosKittenKosmosKitten Posts: 6,912Member Member Posts: 6,912Member Member
    Tiny slinky predator
    Stalk your prey across my floor
    Pounce, then nap, sleep some more.
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