The Mildly Passive-Aggressive Mid-life/Existential Crisis Terrible Poetry Thread
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caco_ethes
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How do you react to feeling like you’re in a rut? A wise man once said that the best way to overcome a midlife crisis is to post crappy poems on Twitter.
And it wouldn’t be mfp if we didn’t encourage some tomvaguery. Just don’t be a jerk. Because rules.
And it wouldn’t be mfp if we didn’t encourage some tomvaguery. Just don’t be a jerk. Because rules.
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Roses are red
Violets are actually purple
Sometimes i get sad
And want to poke you in the nurple6 -
I might question the wisdom of said man. Twitter is a very, very bad place (IMHO)
I feel like I have escape from the other side of a long mid-life existential (all of life is really an existential crisis though, aint it?) crisis tunnel, started sometime when I had my first kid in 2009 and simultaneously switched careers and rev'd into high-gear in 2013 when my Mom died.
Now in 2019 I'm (relatively) stable, patient and legitimately pretty happy, flexible, optimistic, and best of all, present.
One hell of a road to get here though.
Sorry this aint a poem.2 -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
The grass isn't greener,
It's just new.10 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Roses are red
Violets are actually purple
Sometimes i get sad
And want to poke you in the nurple
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Dandelions are yellow,
Petunias come in different colors.6 -
Sometimes I get angry
Sometimes I get mad
Sometimes I am silly
Sometimes I am sad
I forget what my point was
I'm hungry
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Thread title too long
No idea what to write here so
Out I go again2 -
In I come again
Just cannot fight it today
Have no life, I stay3 -
there's things i could say,
and things you don't know,
but this thread is TL;DR,
bored now; gotta go.5 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I see a cat
and you do to too
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Can I Borrow Twenty Dollars?
No, Really... Twenty Dollars5 -
You think that looks good
Yep, I throw shade your way now
Tacky you are, ew
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Motorsheen wrote: »Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Can I Borrow Twenty Dollars?
No, Really... Twenty Dollars
Twenty dollars, yo
I do not know who you are
Tree-fiddy no more2 -
Help I cannot stop
Wasting my life online with you
Cat memes for life, yo0 -
This thread is my home
I will live here forever
Please pass the nachos4 -
You liked my rants
til I took off my pants.
Please don't frown.
I am no Antonio Brown.
That shiz's just wasteful.1 -
Life is a drag sure
Many splendid leaves fall down
This hill I die on1 -
Tell me true, oh love of mine
Where doth thy true master dwell
For it is not here within my bed you do sleep
In silent slumber's eternal creep5 -
roses are red
farts are funny
I'm gonna trip you
and take all your money8
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