We broke up because...

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  • Golden_Diamond
    Golden_Diamond Posts: 217 Member
    He doesn't remember our chat
  • HungryasFuark
    HungryasFuark Posts: 463 Member
    Couldn't afford her gold and diamondsπŸ˜‚
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    𝑯𝒆 π’‚π’π’˜π’‚π’šπ’” π’„π’π’‚π’Šπ’Žπ’†π’… 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 π’‰π’–π’π’ˆπ’“π’š, 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕 π’˜π’‰π’†π’ π’Šπ’• π’˜π’‚π’” π’Žπ’š 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒕𝒐 π’„π’π’π’Œ! :/
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 31,969 Member
    Caught her poisoning my Lucky Charms 😱
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    edited April 2021
    I know ....I nearly died 😳
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    𝑯𝒆 π’˜π’‚π’π’•π’†π’… π’‰π’Šπ’” π’„π’‚π’Œπ’† 𝒂𝒏𝒅 π’˜π’‚π’π’•π’†π’… 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒂𝒕 π’Šπ’• 𝒕𝒐𝒐
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,517 Member
    I got home and she'd changed the locks.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    𝑯𝒆 π’Œπ’†π’‘π’• π’π’π’”π’Šπ’π’ˆ π’‰π’Šπ’” π’Œπ’†π’š
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,517 Member
    She made me sleep in the shed on Tuesdays.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 14,284 Member
    He wasn’t down with my β€œabsence makes the heart grow fonder” mentality
  • bakenatjHI
    bakenatjHI Posts: 65 Member
    I can't remember it was so long ago.
  • Catherine_and_Hobbes
    Catherine_and_Hobbes Posts: 81 Member
    ...because he didn't feel I was patriotic enough.
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,517 Member
    She kept using my razors.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Made me eat all the vegetables and when I was done he didn’t give me a cookie πŸͺ
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    𝑺𝒉𝒆 π’˜π’π’–π’π’…π’π’• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 π’„π’π’π’Œπ’Šπ’†
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She'd call my fiancΓ© cookie and flirt with him all the time!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 31,969 Member
    I bit a chunk out of her fiancé’s arm because he was called cookie. I like cookies. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ She didn’t appreciate it. πŸ˜’
  • SunnyBunBun79
    SunnyBunBun79 Posts: 2,228 Member
    Her heart turned to metal!! :'(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 14,284 Member
    She promised me she’d get a third and fourth arm then didn’t deliver.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    We did our DNA tests, it turns out we’re cousins.😳 Awkward... please stop texting me!😝