We broke up because...

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  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,335 Member
    She insisted on 2 houses with a bridge in between, a good idea except she never let me cross the bridge.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    She never paid the Bridge Troll his toll👹
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,565 Member
    She fell in love with the troll instead =( I just wasin't enough for her after she met him
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She thought she was too tall for me, and then called my new guy friend a troll even though he's 5ft 10!
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,335 Member
    She was always doing impersonations - she thought she was funny, she wasn't.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,572 Member
    She didn't appreciate my humour 😫
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,562 Member
    She had no sense of humor. She was so depressing with her constant seriousness.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,572 Member
    Wouldn't share wifey .. I mean whats a little wifey between friends 🤷‍♀️
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 13,233 Member
    She said I was being “shared” but I was really given away. 😑
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    I found out she was second hand and I was second choice 😧
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,510 Member
    I found out that the fifty was the number of times she called me per day.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,562 Member
    He was always on his phone 😒
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,572 Member
    I found naked neighbours in our bed, under our bed and in our closet :(
  • LivyMarie93
    LivyMarie93 Posts: 134 Member
    She talked to the waiter more than me when we went out to eat.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,572 Member
    She, she 😫 its too horrible to repeat..

    You know what you did Missy 🥺
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She kept calling me by her old flame's name...Missy!:)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    Wait... Your name's not Missy? 😮

    She lied about who she really was.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She didn't appreciate my artfully crafted lies, stories, tall tales and legends. PFFFT
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She told me too many stories about her ex and just couldn't stop talking about him!!!
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    They made me cut the crust off - not just prepared sandwiches, I had to preemptively circumcise all my loaves of bread.