We broke up because...

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She had no sense of humor. She was so depressing with her constant seriousness.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wouldn't share wifey .. I mean whats a little wifey between friends 🤷‍♀️
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She said I was being “shared” but I was really given away. 😑
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out she was second hand and I was second choice 😧
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,536 Member
    I found out that the fifty was the number of times she called me per day.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He was always on his phone 😒
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I found naked neighbours in our bed, under our bed and in our closet :(
  • LivyMarie93
    LivyMarie93 Posts: 134 Member
    She talked to the waiter more than me when we went out to eat.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She, she 😫 its too horrible to repeat..

    You know what you did Missy 🥺
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She kept calling me by her old flame's name...Missy!:)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Wait... Your name's not Missy? 😮

    She lied about who she really was.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She didn't appreciate my artfully crafted lies, stories, tall tales and legends. PFFFT
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She told me too many stories about her ex and just couldn't stop talking about him!!!
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    They made me cut the crust off - not just prepared sandwiches, I had to preemptively circumcise all my loaves of bread.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She only let me eat stale crust because she didn’t want it to go to waste.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t appreciate me watering her plants. 😒
  • Golden_Diamond
    Golden_Diamond Posts: 217 Member
    She didn't like diamonds
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She insisted that diamonds are a girl's best friend, and she tried to give my dog away!
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    We were better as friends who loved their 5 dogs =)
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She decided her origami collection was more important than me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was obsessed with "O" words 😬
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited July 2021
    Was obsessed with “F” words!😂
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Was obsessed with "W" words :o:'(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Woa!!! She Was always Wondering What, When & Where! Too Wary and Wily for me.
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She spoke only in questions.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She never had any answers for me
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    She hated dogs
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She claimed I hated dogs just because i refused to decorate my entire house with her dog themed ideas..
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her Cat was always Bullying my Doggie
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’d never let me wear anything pink. She said we’d clash. I always had to wear black only.

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