I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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Pregnant..0
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Supporting another woman's baby...I think. Now I'm confused.1
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Having to build a very large crib for him because he was confused and said he was a baby.1
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Tied to a bed, covered in ketchup and fries all over me
... i like where this is going1 -
Wearing a Hamburger costume on date night.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: Β»Wearing a Hamburger costume on date night.
So i guess we are hamburger with fries...totally a good match1 -
With mayo on my buns π0
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opening a food truck0
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tied up and stuffed in a trunk full of snails
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Alone and naked in the desert1
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Alone and naked in the dessert.1
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Deserted naked and alone0
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sun burnt from all the nakedenss happening0
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Dating a nekked tomahto π0
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Debating tomato versus tomahto. Not to even mention the differences in our pronunciation of potato.1
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vowing to never ever date another frenchman!0
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getting blisters on my feet from having to go roller skating on every date0
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Lost in the jungle, but then Tarzan found me.π0
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Living in a treehouse0
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Pruning our bedroom walls0
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Having to shield her from view due to wardrobe malfunctions. π0
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learning how to tango0
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Finding someone to dance Flamenco next to me ππ0
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Without high heels! She took mine.π0
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Tan from sunbathing on the beach1
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With ink on my body0
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Learning how to operate a tattoo gun (which led to a very lucrative business!π)0
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Well if you know how to do it then Iβd end up with another tattoo on my butt Iβm trying to resist getting more because I donβt wanna overdo it, BUTβ¦ itβs such a great feeling when itβs done!!!0
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watching Pixar film marathons every other weekend.0
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