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  • G0dsP3n
    G0dsP3n Posts: 30 Member
    Yep
  • ChitownFoodie
    ChitownFoodie Posts: 1,562 Member
    "Omg I have a lot of little love bites on my neck!"

    I wonder who thats from!
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    (228):
    Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your p*nis.

    haha
    http://textsfromlastnight.com
  • ludgerclay
    ludgerclay Posts: 95 Member
    "better use the stairs"
    (business trip with the boss, anonymus man stuck in elevator for 2 hours)
  • audram420
    audram420 Posts: 838 Member
    " can you get me a 6v battery on your way home?" hahaha.
  • Kolohe71
    Kolohe71 Posts: 613 Member
    "Just landed, no bags, downstairs, bye B, 10 minutes"

    I was picking up my neighbor at the airport and coordinating the meet-up.
  • sarah_ep
    sarah_ep Posts: 580 Member
    "And Doc thought, 'F****ing stupid humans. Now I have to rub on these f****ing couches and get hair all over them to reclaim them as my own."

    Doc is my cat.

    This is from my SO. He likes to make up what he thinks the cats are thinking in a variety of situations.

    I personally think he has too much time on his hands today.

    I do this entirely way too much for our dog, especially if I have been drinking. Apparently, our dog is thugged out like 50 cent.
  • seattlerain
    seattlerain Posts: 189 Member
    "She was comming from the back alley of the book store...drug deal?"
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
    "Not gonna get excited but I'm gonna be charming."
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    From my wife:

    "Good luck w/ the Miss :smile: "


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    Referring to my having to take our cat to the vet for her annual checkup yesterday.

    I could see how that could be misinterpreted. :laugh:
  • ocnldy
    ocnldy Posts: 123 Member
    "Be careful, I farted and **** my pants"

    This is what happens when you cheat on a strict diet with a greasy meal....hahaha
  • samb
    samb Posts: 464 Member
    "mmmm i want u baby" ... from my bf haha and some of these are hilarious!!!! lmao!
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    my little sister telling me that her boyfriend is on to her "afternoon specials" which happens to be her time to go to the potty after school. the same exact time EVERYDAY! They just started living together and she has anxiety about him knowing she goes # 2.
  • sdgirl22
    sdgirl22 Posts: 225 Member
    "Haha! OK!That's cool! Yummy! Can't wait :D"

    my days are made awesome by my bestie's enthusiam :)
  • sknopps
    sknopps Posts: 166
    "it's almost your birthday!!!! yay!!!!!"
  • chelekaz
    chelekaz Posts: 847 Member
    Sticky!!! LOL
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
    I got you....on my way!
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Some of you are hilarious!

    My last text was "K"

    in answer to the following:

    "do you want to come over for a couple beers"

    "That sounds like a fine idea....see ya in a couple"

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    my little sister telling me that her boyfriend is on to her "afternoon specials" which happens to be her time to go to the potty after school. the same exact time EVERYDAY! They just started living together and she has anxiety about him knowing she goes # 2.

    I have the same anxiety. Thank goodness I only see my man every 6 weeks. Or there would be trouble.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    "but ddnt know it was lice thought had dry scalp"

    (she apparently picked up lice by sleeping at her sister's who's kid brought it home from school)
    lol
  • paulahhhh
    paulahhhh Posts: 283
    "Woah, okay! ;D"
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
    "Hey pretty girl. Let me fly you to Vegas?" haha... I did not respond.
  • JulieSD
    JulieSD Posts: 567
    "ty u2 i'm finished lt3"
    grammar and punctuation be dammed! lol
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    "I need you"
  • xo_jewel_xo
    xo_jewel_xo Posts: 696 Member
    Sweet dreams, I love you too! xoxo - from my girlfriend last night
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    From a friend today - Call me tomorrow and we will meet up for lunch.
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    My last text was from JC Penney, a 20% coupon off my next purchase there. Not that exciting really.
  • CVAB
    CVAB Posts: 56 Member
    "Did you change the schedule after"

    In reference to a girl I work with. She had healthy baby club and need me to move her hours around.
  • LisaKyle11
    LisaKyle11 Posts: 662 Member
    "Bak to work...wish you were here. Nibble our babies toes for me"
  • hypotrochoid
    hypotrochoid Posts: 842 Member
    "Zombies are cool, but will there be fire?"
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