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  • PandaofDestruction
    PandaofDestruction Posts: 114
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    Imagine what your pets see you do and be thankful that they can't talk!
    (in response to a conversation about a cartoon, regarding Martha the gossiping dog.)
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
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    What time do you need me there, babe?

    In reference to dinner plans for tonight. :happy:
  • ursy87
    ursy87 Posts: 287
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    Brill, it'll be good to see you and the rest of the GG's for a good ole drink and a laugh. Laters pataters xx

    From one of my friends confirming a girlies night on Friday:happy:
  • albayin
    albayin Posts: 2,524 Member
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    AT&T wants to hear from you...or something like that...
  • Peque1130deleted
    Peque1130deleted Posts: 309
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    'Fail!'

    From my brother after I told him we missed the whole last season of Entourage...oops!
  • jamie78
    jamie78 Posts: 514 Member
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    LEAVING--- my husbands answer to my -- you off yet?
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
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    "Holy s*** what did they do to you?!"

    lol
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
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    Boring... text was making sure a certain special lady got enough calories in her today...
  • jamie78
    jamie78 Posts: 514 Member
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    my little sister telling me that her boyfriend is on to her "afternoon specials" which happens to be her time to go to the potty after school. the same exact time EVERYDAY! They just started living together and she has anxiety about him knowing she goes # 2.

    haha I guess I never really care about that! I would just leave the door open and talk to him while I was taking care of business ;)
  • shasslock
    shasslock Posts: 56
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    Mine says "Why are you always right?!?!"
  • Missy0104
    Missy0104 Posts: 77
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    hubby: "why is there an empty box of condoms in the car????"

    me: "I mailed them to a friend since my tubes were tied but didn't want to mail the box with them so I just threw that in the back"

    hubby: "ok, phew....."
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
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    "Who me? I love sore. Hehe"

    My BFF responding to me telling her to take it easy on the deadlifts this week. I don't want her too sore for our hike for this weekend's girls getaway.
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
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    love you boooo!

    from one of the guys I work with! LOL! kiss *kitten*!
  • ginny1214
    ginny1214 Posts: 338
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    "is this a low spot in your life or are you watching lesbian porn again?"

    Rofl
  • Froggy1976
    Froggy1976 Posts: 472
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    "I'll stop slacking" from my husband.
    LOL lucky me!
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    "Omg I have a lot of little love bites on my neck!"

    I wonder who thats from!

    You mean who sent it or who gave 'em? Lol.
  • MarandaPanda86
    MarandaPanda86 Posts: 112
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    "Just hit on at traffic light and shocker it was a white dude"

    I guess my friend was surprised a white guy hit on her? lol She seems to think that only ethnic guys like us thick ladies.
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
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    last text from my husband
    "Im in Oakland and its chilly. High of 68 here today. I love it and you too".
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
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    "Just hit on at traffic light and shocker it was a white dude"

    I guess my friend was surprised a white guy hit on her? lol She seems to think that only ethnic guys like us thick ladies.

    omg thats hilarious! im the same way! I never get hit on by white guys. Its usually a black man and an occasional mexican.
  • vanessaclarkgbr
    vanessaclarkgbr Posts: 765 Member
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    My Son's girlfriend, really really excited about her work trip abroad - and being put up in a posh hotel. First work trip away, second time abroad, I love hearing how excited she is!

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