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  • MarandaPanda86
    MarandaPanda86 Posts: 112
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    "Just hit on at traffic light and shocker it was a white dude"

    I guess my friend was surprised a white guy hit on her? lol She seems to think that only ethnic guys like us thick ladies.

    omg thats hilarious! im the same way! I never get hit on by white guys. Its usually a black man and an occasional mexican.

    lol I've noticed the same trend. Doesn't hurt that she's married to a black man and my bf is black so she feels like I'm her confidante in that department. And the "occasional mexican" made me lol. :laugh:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    what do you have up your sleeve?

    to which I replied "nothing im wearing a tank top"
  • AwesomeSauce4
    AwesomeSauce4 Posts: 1,062 Member
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    "And I love u":heart:
  • jarirhea
    jarirhea Posts: 27 Member
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    "He should take them to the park to get some energy out"... My moms text to me about my boyfriend watching my kids while I'm at work
  • Kmarr32010
    Kmarr32010 Posts: 244 Member
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    Mine was are you pregnant or could you be? Really? NO! LOL
  • rybo
    rybo Posts: 5,424 Member
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    "Lmao!"

    In reference to me telling my buddy he should train his tiny, barely 2 lbs, new puppy to hunt honey badgers.
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
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    "good you do nice work"
  • FitRodr
    FitRodr Posts: 353 Member
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    "Yes" After texting my hubby 3 questions on one message, I got "Yes"
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
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    From my little sister


    "will you go to my appointment with me on the 26th?"

    She is pregnant. .
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
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    "Yes" After texting my hubby 3 questions on one message, I got "Yes"

    This happens to me ALL THE TIME! "Hey baby do you want grill chicken or tacos?" "Yes"
  • HannahPastoor
    HannahPastoor Posts: 303
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    Last sent: Yeah. She got cancer so they had to put her to sleep. (talking about a horse I babysat)

    Last received" Ohh.,....The poor thing : (
  • 3bree375
    3bree375 Posts: 99 Member
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    "I miss you!!!! I need a Bree fix bad!! :)"

    From my Best friend regarding her coming to visit me.

    I miss her!!
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
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    last one was: Sorry i let your kid get out into the parking lot. so so sorry.


    lets just say my answer was ya ok
  • red01angel
    red01angel Posts: 806 Member
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    "Hahaha! Ah-mazing! So Glad! Edibles are soooo great! And $5 each is a deal considering how long they last! So nice not having to run your lungs and smell like weed!"



    Um...yeah.


    *waits for this post to get modded"
  • knittnponder
    knittnponder Posts: 1,954 Member
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    My teen daughter texted the following to me:

    "BEHOLD! I am texting you!"

    She's a nut. :D
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
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    "I'm at the front door"

    and i cannot explain how much i wish this was true.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    haha I just got a weird one from the bestie....

    "Scooby dooby DOUCHE! I love face *kitten*"
  • paulaGetshealthy
    paulaGetshealthy Posts: 464
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    "'Cause I was laughing at him all morning and he didn't know why. Sometimes he'd say something; I'd just act like I couldn't hear him."

    haha
  • mightymom2
    mightymom2 Posts: 312 Member
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    "I miss u"
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    "emili comr ivert hereeeee" <--- yeah, my friends are that amazing.

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