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  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 9,089 Member
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    Even when face to face at the same dinner table, my kids' noses would never leave their phone screens if my wife and I didn't have the rule of no electronics at the table during family meal time. I know this because at other meals (say Sunday lunch), they sit there with phone in one hand, fork in the other, laughing in their own little world with barely a nod in acknowledgement of anybody else at the same table.
  • internationalplayboy
    internationalplayboy Posts: 188 Member
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    idk man. I get plenty of real life interaction but my imaginary phone friends are so much better
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
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    nossmf wrote: »
    Even when face to face at the same dinner table, my kids' noses would never leave their phone screens if my wife and I didn't have the rule of no electronics at the table during family meal time. I know this because at other meals (say Sunday lunch), they sit there with phone in one hand, fork in the other, laughing in their own little world with barely a nod in acknowledgement of anybody else at the same table.

    Sounds like your kids need a boot in the *kitten*.

    But that's just me.
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
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    internationalplayboy wrote: »
    idk man. I get plenty of real life interaction but my imaginary phone friends are so much better

    1-800-get 2 know me

    29.99 a minute.

    Call me, maybe?
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    I am currently learning Korean (how to read/write/speak). My hope is to be able to at least navigate/ask for directions/hold small conversations with people.
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 9,089 Member
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    I studied three different martial arts in my early 20's (karate, tae kwon do, and aikido), but it's been 20 years since I practiced any of them, and likely remember only enough to hurt myself rather than the other guy. Especially considering how much more flexible I was back then...
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 9,089 Member
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    internationalplayboy wrote: »
    idk man. I get plenty of real life interaction but my imaginary phone friends are so much better

    I'm a member of a long-running online fantasy football league, played with the same guys since 2004. But while I know all their screen names by heart, I've never met any of them (spread literally across the globe), and think I know only two of their real names.
  • more_oomph
    more_oomph Posts: 112 Member
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    I want to revamp my online persona. I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am.
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 9,089 Member
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    more_oomph wrote: »
    I want to revamp my online persona!!! I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am!!!

    Fixed this for you.
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
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    more_oomph wrote: »
    I want to revamp my online persona. I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am.
    nossmf wrote: »
    more_oomph wrote: »
    I want to revamp my online persona!!! I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am!!!

    Fixed this for you.

    Wait, no. One exclamatory sentence is okay as long as it is bookended by sentences with periods. A double exclamation point should only be used to reinforce a previously rejected compliment. And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity. Anything more than three is.. well only russian bots do it so
  • internationalplayboy
    internationalplayboy Posts: 188 Member
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    Shakashakara wrote: »
    more_oomph wrote: »
    I want to revamp my online persona. I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am.
    nossmf wrote: »
    more_oomph wrote: »
    I want to revamp my online persona!!! I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am!!!

    Fixed this for you.

    Wait, no. One exclamatory sentence is okay as long as it is bookended by sentences with periods. A double exclamation point should only be used to reinforce a previously rejected compliment. And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity. Anything more than three is.. well only russian bots do it so

    You forgot about the emojis
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
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    internationalplayboy wrote: »
    Shakashakara wrote: »
    more_oomph wrote: »
    I want to revamp my online persona. I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am.
    nossmf wrote: »
    more_oomph wrote: »
    I want to revamp my online persona!!! I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am!!!

    Fixed this for you.

    Wait, no. One exclamatory sentence is okay as long as it is bookended by sentences with periods. A double exclamation point should only be used to reinforce a previously rejected compliment. And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity. Anything more than three is.. well only russian bots do it so

    You forgot about the emojis

    The exclamation emojis specifically?
  • internationalplayboy
    internationalplayboy Posts: 188 Member
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    Shakashakara wrote: »
    internationalplayboy wrote: »
    Shakashakara wrote: »
    more_oomph wrote: »
    I want to revamp my online persona. I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am.
    nossmf wrote: »
    more_oomph wrote: »
    I want to revamp my online persona!!! I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am!!!

    Fixed this for you.

    Wait, no. One exclamatory sentence is okay as long as it is bookended by sentences with periods. A double exclamation point should only be used to reinforce a previously rejected compliment. And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity. Anything more than three is.. well only russian bots do it so

    You forgot about the emojis

    The exclamation emojis specifically?

    i🍆 !
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
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    internationalplayboy wrote: »
    Shakashakara wrote: »
    internationalplayboy wrote: »
    Shakashakara wrote: »
    more_oomph wrote: »
    I want to revamp my online persona. I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am.
    nossmf wrote: »
    more_oomph wrote: »
    I want to revamp my online persona!!! I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am!!!

    Fixed this for you.

    Wait, no. One exclamatory sentence is okay as long as it is bookended by sentences with periods. A double exclamation point should only be used to reinforce a previously rejected compliment. And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity. Anything more than three is.. well only russian bots do it so

    You forgot about the emojis

    The exclamation emojis specifically?

    i🍆 !

    🤣
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 9,089 Member
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    Shakashakara wrote: »
    And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity.

    One definition of insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results. However, this legitimately happens almost every day at my work. So I guess that means anytime I talk about my job, I should finish each sentence with !!!! (x4)
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,579 Member
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    I have always had more male friends
    (just friends) than female.
    It wasn’t for lack of trying.
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 9,089 Member
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    I can quote you the name, team, position, and relevant stats of 90% of NFL players (hundreds of players)...yet I often have difficulty remembering the names of coworkers. I know all their faces (well, in this day of mask wearing, their eyes), and the names of the ones I work most closely with, but the casual office people...eh...
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    jst_dropping_in wrote: »
    I like my peanut butter in the fridge
    I've never farted in the gym
    That meatball sub looks deelish
    Pickles are good, but Wickles are amazing
    Hugs are nice...but never hug me when I'm about to cry bc I'll be ugly crying all over your shoulder
    I actually have four eyes bc I'm down with OCD
    I've never purchased underwear from the grocery store
    My toothbrush has batteries
    M&M' are just meh
    That's not what she said
    Good night

    The only thing better than a third eye is a fourth


    Also what’s a wickle

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