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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    'If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone'

    I want to learn to pole dance.

    Gunslinger! i love Dark Tower series

    And you should meet with @eatpolerepeat for a private class
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
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    'If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone'

    I want to learn to pole dance.

    Gunslinger! i love Dark Tower series

    And you should meet with @eatpolerepeat for a private class

    @Minion_training_program
    I have tried to get @eatpolerepeat to teach me, but everytime we get together, we get....busy....doing other "things", if you know what I mean.

    Not that I am complaining.
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
    edited November 2021
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    Mazz_Man wrote: »

    @Mazz_Man
    You really outta come out of the closet on that one. Go to a nude beach or resort (an upscale one...not one of these deep woods RV park ones.) You will love it.

    @BellaBaby9031 - I have been a few times and do love it... I just don't do it very often. Funny though, I have no problem being nude in front of strangers, but not in front of people I know... I post my progress pics au natural 😳

    @Mazz_Man

    It's just a dick.....all (most) guys have one. It's not like it's a 42 3/4 carat emerald or something equally as impressive that no one has ever seen. Same with friends as with strangers, after a couple minutes of awkward, it's just normal.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    'If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone'

    I want to learn to pole dance.

    Gunslinger! i love Dark Tower series

    And you should meet with @eatpolerepeat for a private class

    @Minion_training_program
    I have tried to get @eatpolerepeat to teach me, but everytime we get together, we get....busy....doing other "things", if you know what I mean.

    Not that I am complaining.

    Playing Twister, right? Naked twister that is
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
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    'If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone'

    I want to learn to pole dance.

    Gunslinger! i love Dark Tower series

    And you should meet with @eatpolerepeat for a private class

    @Minion_training_program
    I have tried to get @eatpolerepeat to teach me, but everytime we get together, we get....busy....doing other "things", if you know what I mean.

    Not that I am complaining.

    Playing Twister, right? Naked twister that is

    Thats is usually how it starts....
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    'If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone'

    I want to learn to pole dance.

    Gunslinger! i love Dark Tower series

    And you should meet with @eatpolerepeat for a private class

    @Minion_training_program
    I have tried to get @eatpolerepeat to teach me, but everytime we get together, we get....busy....doing other "things", if you know what I mean.

    Not that I am complaining.

    Playing Twister, right? Naked twister that is

    Thats is usually how it starts....

    She never wants to play with me, because my arms and legs are so much longer than hers
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 9,080 Member
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    Ketomoijo wrote: »
    I’m a virgin 😇

    Guessing based on context (your smiley, other poster reactions) this was facetious. But in a similar vein, the only woman I've ever been with is my wife. Can't say I remained virgin until after married, but close enough. (Her number of former partners is in the teens, but we don't speak about any of them, other than the father of her firstborn who I have since adopted as my own, prior to us having three more together.)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Ketomoijo wrote: »
    I’m a virgin 😇
    And I'm the pope 🤣
    o3nrgwr02ek8.gif


    @slimgirljo15

    Please forgive me Mother, for I have sinned...

    again, and again, and again......

    Meet me in the confessional, I need to hear these sins and maybe reinact some so I get a better understanding of how many hail Marys will be required.😏
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
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    'If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone'

    I want to learn to pole dance.

    Gunslinger! i love Dark Tower series

    And you should meet with @eatpolerepeat for a private class

    @Minion_training_program
    I have tried to get @eatpolerepeat to teach me, but everytime we get together, we get....busy....doing other "things", if you know what I mean.

    Not that I am complaining.

    I'm sorry you distract me

    I'm not.

    Not sorry at all....
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 9,080 Member
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    Pictures or it never happened...
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
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    nossmf wrote: »
    Pictures or it never happened...

    Ohhh, we took pictures


    No pictures. But I can picture it in my mind, and it's breathtaking!
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 9,080 Member
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    I will trade you your photos for ones of my dic...tionary.
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
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    nossmf wrote: »
    I will trade you your photos for ones of my dic...tionary.

    Is it one of those Big-O dictionaries, or just a pocket model?

    Asking for a friend...
  • Ketomoijo
    Ketomoijo Posts: 89 Member
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    Ketomoijo wrote: »
    I’m a virgin 😇
    And I'm the pope 🤣
    o3nrgwr02ek8.gif


    Still trying to get me on my knees in front of you eh? 😝
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Ketomoijo wrote: »
    Ketomoijo wrote: »
    I’m a virgin 😇
    And I'm the pope 🤣
    o3nrgwr02ek8.gif


    Still trying to get me on my knees in front of you eh? 😝

    Works everytime 😏🤭
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 9,080 Member
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    Is it one of those Big-O dictionaries, or just a pocket model?

    Asking for a friend...

    You can tell your friend it requires two hands to carry.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,560 Member
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    I will not watch Christmas movies,
    (except “Elf”).
    I will not listen to Christmas music,
    (unless I’m singing carols with my grandchildren).

    Basically, if it wasn’t for my grandkids I would enjoy Christmas day like every other day.

    I was not like this until I got old and grumpy.
    😂
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,560 Member
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    I love giving people gifts.
    I really enjoy trying to find a gift that they will really love.
    I put a lot of thought into it.

    The best part of Christmas for me.
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 9,080 Member
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    I'm not really a material gift-getting guy. My wife loves to receive gifts, they make her feel loved. Doesn't matter if it's a brand new car or a dandelion picked from the yard, they both make her feel loved. For me, it's all about the experience. Going out to eat somewhere new... doing something new... making a memory. Not with crowds...I'm not only claustrophobic and hate feeling crowded, but being social takes energy FROM me, which being alone or with a select few people gives energy TO me.

    Of course, when you combine gift-giving for my wife, plus going places and doing things for me, there's a reason we're always living paycheck to paycheck despite having a fabulous income, lol.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    Awww gifts of dandelions. Close to my heart and miss those days a LOT. I remember children picking huge bouquets outside my house, carefully placing them in glasses of water to save for their parents when they got picked up from daycare. Some of the parents would act all gushy which I loved. Then some would make me keep them because they're just weeds. :s Hey, momma, feel lucky I didn't let her save you the spider!!