We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            She never spoke up 👂0
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            I couldn't take the cold over there and she wouldn't move here 😔0
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            I discovered she was just inviting anyone to move to Australia 🤬0
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            Called me “Just Anyone” like I wasn’t special. 😭0
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            She was special to far too many people 😬0
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            She called me "special" and did little quote actions with her fingers.. 😔0
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            She mistook my “come here” hand signals for air quotes ☹️1
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            She'd whistle to me and say in a really high pitched voice, "Come here!" whenever we'd get separated in public!:/0
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            She never let me leave her side when we were out in public0
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            All my clothing was made of Velcro…0
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            He always had lint stuck to his clothes.0
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            She didn't like my style.0
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            She kept trying to get me to wear matching sweaters...0
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            I was unable to make eye contact and give firm handshakes…0
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            He bought me a chainsaw for Christmas 😫0
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            She used to admire herself in the cutlery when ever we went out to dinner. 1 1
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            sandejones wrote: »She used to admire herself in the cutlery when ever we went out to dinner. 
 Caught me 😔😬😂0
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            She'd always mumble in her sleep and say "Catch Me If You Can!" I got suspicious and hired a P. I. Who she ended up running away with. 🥺1
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            she fixed me up with a private investigator, and then started spying on us...0
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            I was the private investigator and once the checks stopped coming in, I moved on 😏0
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            She always worked on what should be our days off together. 🙄0
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            Always wanted me to wake up at 3 am on days off. 😑0
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            Never gunna happen 🥰0
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            She wouldn't commit to only me and preferred playing with dolls. 😞0
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            She was jealous of me having 2 friends on myfitnesspal and would always refer to them as "the dolls" with a scary scowl!:/0
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            I was not proficient in Roman Numerals…0
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            Couldn't speak pig latin0
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            I was unable to break the 4th wall…0
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            He built a wall....like really randomly in his front yard ...I got the point0
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            Long distance relationships seldom work. Ours was no different…0
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