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We broke up because...

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  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    He'd accuse everyone of looking for his secrets just so he could take his shirt off and say, " See, no secrets here!" while showing off his pectoral muscles...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always telling me that my Pectoral muscles couldn't compare with her Ex's. 😦
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,849 Member
    She’s always comparing herself with my ex’s
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    His refusal to wear clothes kept getting us kicked out of places.
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    Because she was obsessed with playing with leaves on the ground when we would go on walks.
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,849 Member
    Coz I’m not into guys πŸ˜‚
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    The way he broke it to his Ex that he wasnt into him was was cruel 😟
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,849 Member
    She’s always talking about my ex’s and keep referring to them as β€œHe”
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    We haven’t!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She got sugar foot, it leaked syrup
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,348 Member

    She liked the new changes here and I did not!

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

    We didn't.. we were in complete agreement about changes. 😁

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was seeing others πŸ˜’
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I was wife number 237 😞 I wanted to be in the top 10 at least 😫
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was delusional. She was definitely a member of the top 5 😘
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    No breaking up here.. we made up πŸ€—πŸ˜™πŸ₯°
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    We’re together forever. Literally. I superglued myself to her. 😏
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    Because she had attachment issues which included her supergluing herself to me
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I dunno what happened. I got out the staple gun to further our commitment and he just took off. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Neverrrr.. we are together forever ❀
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She got too handsy lol

    😲 you said you liked it πŸ˜„
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    Because she didn’t know how to cook πŸ˜†
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    He'd sneak a half bottle of wine into every single meal when I wasn't looking!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was always drunk and claiming not to know how or why. 🀨
  • Wouldn't wear a coat outside and the weather was getting colder out side
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    wouldn't let me leave the house until I was all bundled up!
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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She knew I was sensitive about my weight but called me the β€œMichelin” man when I was dressed for the elements. 😭
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,348 Member
    I caught her making plans to go out with the Michelin man
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I thought she was my dream girl until I found out she was using real dirt to make me my dirty Chai. πŸ˜–
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She just left.. no explanation. Nada.. poof