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SundryCoder wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.
Hearung stuff like this from women is how i learned the important life fact:
No woman has ever killed a man while washing dishes.
This is probably true.... at least I hope she finishes washing the dishes before committing a capital offense.
After washing dishes, maybe she can also iron some dress shirts?
This would give some extra time for cooling off, and might even save a life.
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.
I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-2 -
Peachesnstuff wrote: »When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.
I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-
Because we put all the seats down bc flushing germs4 -
Peachesnstuff wrote: »When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.
I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-
The reasons are
There is a danger of falling in when a woman goes to pee in the middle of the night with her eyes closed. Having the seat down is a safety precaution
Further, both the seat and the lid should be closed before flushing every time. This is a hygiene issue. Google will explain further if you’re interested but basically caca sprays everywhere including on your toothbrush and your towels and your face
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk5 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.
I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-
The reasons are
There is a danger of falling in when a woman goes to pee in the middle of the night with her eyes closed. Having the seat down is a safety precaution
Further, both the seat and the lid should be closed before flushing every time. This is a hygiene issue. Google will explain further if you’re interested but basically caca sprays everywhere including on your toothbrush and your towels and your face
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
She knows
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.
I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-
Because we put all the seats down bc flushing germsTwitchyMagee wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.
I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-
The reasons are
There is a danger of falling in when a woman goes to pee in the middle of the night with her eyes closed. Having the seat down is a safety precaution
Further, both the seat and the lid should be closed before flushing every time. This is a hygiene issue. Google will explain further if you’re interested but basically caca sprays everywhere
including on your toothbrush and your towels and your face
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
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AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.
I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-
Because we put all the seats down bc flushing germsTwitchyMagee wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.
I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-
The reasons are
There is a danger of falling in when a woman goes to pee in the middle of the night with her eyes closed. Having the seat down is a safety precaution
Further, both the seat and the lid should be closed before flushing every time. This is a hygiene issue. Google will explain further if you’re interested but basically caca sprays everywhere
including on your toothbrush and your towels and your face
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Valid points -
I think it’s good to always question the default but in this case there are reasons
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?1 -
Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.
Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel2 -
Does it have to be a Barbie Doll?TwitchyMagee wrote: »
How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?Peachesnstuff wrote: »AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?
Granny, is that you????1 -
I think I’m in love with a toilet paper cover!
Does it have to be a Barbie Doll?TwitchyMagee wrote: »
How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?Peachesnstuff wrote: »AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately 🤣
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shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.
Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel
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Last minute decisions that aren't brought on by me. It's only okay when I do it 😑😂2
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There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰TwitchyMagee wrote: »
shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.
Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel
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I still say the walking lady is better. Five really big miles!
There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰TwitchyMagee wrote: »
shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.
Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
I still say the walking lady is better. Five really big miles!
There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰TwitchyMagee wrote: »
shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.
Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel
Really? I might start a fire in my family room and do hot yoga🔥
Or a snuggly warm nap. Jk. Probably.1 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »
I still say the walking lady is better. Five really big miles!
There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰TwitchyMagee wrote: »
shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.
Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel
Really? I might start a fire in my family room and do hot yoga🔥
Or a snuggly warm nap. Jk. Probably.
Hot snuggly yoga with Sting and Trudie
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