What irks you today?

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cowsfan12 wrote: »

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Peachesnstuff wrote: »

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Peachesnstuff wrote: »

When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.

I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-

Because we put all the seats down bc flushing germs

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TwitchyMagee wrote: »

cowsfan12 wrote: »

Peachesnstuff wrote: »

When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.

I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-

The reasons are

There is a danger of falling in when a woman goes to pee in the middle of the night with her eyes closed. Having the seat down is a safety precaution

Further, both the seat and the lid should be closed before flushing every time. This is a hygiene issue. Google will explain further if you’re interested but basically caca sprays everywhere
including on your toothbrush and your towels and your face


Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Valid points -

I think it’s good to always question the default but in this case there are reasons

Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.

Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel

TwitchyMagee wrote: »

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Peachesnstuff wrote: »

AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately

How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?

Granny, is that you????

MelG7777 wrote: »

Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.

Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel

shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️

TwitchyMagee wrote: »

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MelG7777 wrote: »

Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.

Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel

shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️

There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰

TwitchyMagee wrote: »

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MelG7777 wrote: »

TwitchyMagee wrote: »

MelG7777 wrote: »

Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.

Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel

shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️

There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰

I still say the walking lady is better. Five really big miles!

Really? I might start a fire in my family room and do hot yoga🔥


Or a snuggly warm nap. Jk. Probably.

Peachesnstuff wrote: »

AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately

..... even if it's leopard print ?


( I'm asking for a friend. )

Peachesnstuff wrote: »

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Motorsheen wrote: »

Peachesnstuff wrote: »

AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately

..... even if it's leopard print ?


( I'm asking for a friend. )

You need new friends

Boy Howdy, don’t you know it !

Mewpasaurus wrote: »

Currently? The very annoying headache/migraine I have. I'm guessing it's because of sinuses due to how I woke up, buuuuut... this is also day 3 of not having any diet soda (or any soda, period) so I am curious if some of it is from caffeine withdrawal as well.

No clue; can't say I've ever noticed a difference from drinking caffeine/not drinking it. Certainly never get any of the benefits people talk about.

By the end of one day without caffeine I get a headache that doesn’t quit for a few days or until I have caffeine.
I do drink a lot of iced tea, for me the caffeine helps curb my appetite, some, nothing miraculous but it helps some. 😊

Smug, arrogant, know-it-alls

The price of eggs where the hell did all the chickens go ?

This egg thing happening when I all of a sudden want to eat eggs again.

But I came here to say that my coworkers suck bc someone came by and took two trays out of my carts and it was a pretty bold move bc I wasn’t really away from my stuff for long and there’s like five of us in the area. 🤷🏻‍♀️ How lazy can you be is all I gotta say.

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Tigg_er wrote: »

The price of eggs where the hell did all the chickens go ?

I’m collecting them. They are all hanging out at my house

Wow,,,, a chicken hoarder 🤣🤣

People who tell me how terrible my weather is. I have the app so you can be quiet now