We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He didn't like that I could shoot better than he could🤣🤣1
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My bad shooting ended in tragedy. 😬 May you all keep my love in your hearts 😭1
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Her love was spread to many.0
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She only wanted to sleep on waterbeds but they make me nauseous.0
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My nightly cup of water in bed made her nauseous.0
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She said she needed something stronger than water to get into bed with me. 😑0
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She went to jail for an "accidental" shooting and we drifted apart0
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Although she didn’t mind that I talked in my sleep, it was my inability to respond to her questions that bothered her…0
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I didn't mind him talking in his sleep... it was the sawing logs I couldn't deal with...0
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She didn't like my logs😒0
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She wouldn't roll me over when I started sawing logs.0
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For our anniversary he brought me a huge flower wreath that said, Rest In Peace Martha? What! That’s not even my name.🙄0
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She wouldn't stay out of my dress up closet. She lost all my favorite cat ears.0
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She ran off with her soul mate - the headless horseman0
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Was it because I ended all of my sentences with a question?0
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Was it?0
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Didn't like leg day as much as I did0
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Would always try to leg wrestle me in public...
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Insisted on walking through every doorway backwards.0
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Pushed me over the rail on our honeymoon cruise😤0
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