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  • corpus_validum
    corpus_validum Posts: 292 Member
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    Oregon: Ore-GONE instead of Ore-gun.

    As for "axe" a question, only used to hear that from Indian co-workers.
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
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    my bio dad says get a holt of you instead get a hold of you. he also says "irregardless". Please shoot me. Im already irritated cause he gave me the shaft as a kid and now he has to say words that are stupid! lol

    my husband is 49 years old and i love him more than my louis vuitton luggage but he says "chest" instead of "chess"

    im sure i butcher the english language but .....were not talking about me this time! lol right?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    I have another that I get made fun of for constantly...

    Orange...I say ARange...not ORange
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Gurl! Is you goin 2 da sto?
    Me: uh...no why?
    Gurl I's jus got mah food stamps n imma make sum groceries! Gurrrrlll we gon eat 2 night! Sum poke chops! Scrimp! Steaks! Catpheesh nuggetz! Gurrrlll wen u gon make dem chicken wangz agains?
    Me: I have no idea.... O_o'
  • Uk_Yogini
    Uk_Yogini Posts: 167
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    Lmao reading these, so funny ! I hate when people say "Anyways" ...
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,495 Member
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    Gurl! Is you goin 2 da sto?
    Me: uh...no why?
    Gurl I's jus got mah food stamps n imma make sum groceries! Gurrrrlll we gon eat 2 night! Sum poke chops! Scrimp! Steaks! Catpheesh nuggetz! Gurrrlll wen u gon make dem chicken wangz agains?
    Me: I have no idea.... O_o'

    LMAO
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
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    Oregon: Ore-GONE instead of Ore-gun.

    As for "axe" a question, only used to hear that from Indian co-workers.

    Your California is showing.
  • corpus_validum
    corpus_validum Posts: 292 Member
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    Oregon: Ore-GONE instead of Ore-gun.

    As for "axe" a question, only used to hear that from Indian co-workers.

    Your California is showing.

    :bigsmile:
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
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    My administrative assistant said, "yes, she is conversating with him now."
  • SmangeDiggs
    SmangeDiggs Posts: 238 Member
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    A total kiwi thing....
    Q. Hey want to catch up for a drink??
    A. Bro...yeah nah yeah

    What is it...Yes or No????????
  • barwwd
    barwwd Posts: 63 Member
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    "It don't make me no difference."

    And "dethaw". You can defrost and you can thaw. But you can't do both!!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Warshing clothes. hehe! :laugh:

    Hey, you laughin' at me? :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    honeslty I find "Right Quick" right up there.
    ...thats...that doesn't even make sence.

    Sure it does. :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Mom to her child: "Boy, sat down!" Instead of "sit" down.

    Client: "I got fired & it weren't even my fault."

    Co-worker: "My church is getting together to pray for the community, the city, the state, the country AND America."

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    "Can I ax you a question?"

    I cannot stand this one! :noway:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Those things that fall from oak trees and will make more oak trees under the right conditions are not

    AKERNS

    Boo..... it's spelled A-CORN for crap's sake!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    fitty for 50! I-CANT-STAND-IT!!! its not cute!:explode:

    I know how you feel. I think that is so stupid!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    oh and applecockers.... yeah figure out that one lol

    I'm afraid to ask what they are.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Nook-you-ler instead of nuclear... :explode:

    "getting my hair did." :noway:


    And, as I work at the Renaissance Faire, another pet peeve is when people try to get in character by adding "eth" to every single word, not just to singular verbs:
    "We justeth arrivedeth at thy faireth village..." Aaarrrgh!
    (For the record, it's he/she arriveth, we arrive, they arrive, he/she hath arrived, we have arrived, they have arrived...)
    But at least those people have the excuse that they're trying to speak an unfamiliar dialect. There's no excuse for people butchering their own native language!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I talk like that to my son when he gets mad. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'll say "Calmeth thyselfeth downeth." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kiwipearls
    kiwipearls Posts: 43
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    A total kiwi thing....
    Q. Hey want to catch up for a drink??
    A. Bro...yeah nah yeah

    What is it...Yes or No????????

    Hehehehe - us kiwi's do like to confuse people when we answer with a no that means yes hehehe

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