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What’s a red flag for you?

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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Dating you but every model or actress he finds “hot” looks the exact opposite of you!

    😂 this. If you find blonde 5'2 and squeaky attractive...im not your girly

    Right! I am a petite, hair in a messy bun, curvy brunette and he keeps looking at manicured, tall, blondes. It’s a good thing I am confident or this marriage would not have lasted 27 years 😂

    I find women of all types attractive but when it comes to men I have only 1 type.

    big *kitten*

    Whyd it bleep out faithful🤭🥵
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Dating you but every model or actress he finds “hot” looks the exact opposite of you!

    😂 this. If you find blonde 5'2 and squeaky attractive...im not your girly

    Right! I am a petite, hair in a messy bun, curvy brunette and he keeps looking at manicured, tall, blondes. It’s a good thing I am confident or this marriage would not have lasted 27 years 😂

    I find women of all types attractive but when it comes to men I have only 1 type.

    big *kitten*

    Whyd it bleep out faithful🤭🥵
    I’ll let you in on a little secret: I actually typed out asterisk kitten asterisk because I figured that’s what we all like
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,042 Member
    Dating you but every model or actress he finds “hot” looks the exact opposite of you!

    😂 this. If you find blonde 5'2 and squeaky attractive...im not your girly

    Right! I am a petite, hair in a messy bun, curvy brunette and he keeps looking at manicured, tall, blondes. It’s a good thing I am confident or this marriage would not have lasted 27 years 😂

    I find women of all types attractive but when it comes to men I have only 1 type.

    big *kitten*

    This is good news.....i have lots of really big fully grown......kittens. 😁
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    Dating you but every model or actress he finds “hot” looks the exact opposite of you!

    😂 this. If you find blonde 5'2 and squeaky attractive...im not your girly

    Right! I am a petite, hair in a messy bun, curvy brunette and he keeps looking at manicured, tall, blondes. It’s a good thing I am confident or this marriage would not have lasted 27 years 😂

    I find women of all types attractive but when it comes to men I have only 1 type.

    big *kitten*

    This is good news.....i have lots of really big fully grown......kittens. 😁

    Awww this is my favorite
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,456 Member
    When he thinks his good looks make up for the fact that he’s really not that nice.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited April 2023
    comfortable like an old shoe

    eta: I actually meant to put this in the weakness thread. I wonder what Freud thinks that
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    comfortable like an old shoe

    eta: I actually meant to put this in the weakness thread. I wonder what Freud thinks that

    Comfortable like a ratty torn old sweatshirt
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    comfortable like an old shoe

    eta: I actually meant to put this in the weakness thread. I wonder what Freud thinks that

    Comfortable like a ratty torn old sweatshirt

    That is actually more apt. I have a sweater that I keep patching because I love it, it fits most of the time, and we know each other well. Sometimes it’s a little scratchy but then I just throw it in the washer with a little softener
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,456 Member
    When he’s a big, old baby.
    As if dude……
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 139 Member
    He gets upset when you mimic his behaviour
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    they need an audience
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    edited April 2023
    Wrong thread
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,456 Member
    When they say exactly what you expected. 🙄
    Predictably breeds contempt.
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    If they clean their toilet seat in the dishwasher
  • _Redux
    _Redux Posts: 87 Member
    If they clean their toilet seat in the dishwasher

    Please tell me this is real.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    If they clean their toilet seat in the dishwasher

    This is offensive. Post reported 😂
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,310 Member
    Elbow tattoos with rusty elbows
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Yep its true

    8kjpnsirl0lt.png
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Always neglecting me.
    @melg7777 🤬🥰
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,456 Member
    Constant complaining, hush! 😠
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Constant complaining, hush! 😠

    But it’s cold again, and I’m tired. 😭
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 139 Member
    Keeps me hidden from family and friends.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,456 Member
    “But I only did that because you said…”
    BS…….
    We are all responsible for every decision we make and everything we say.
    Nobody’s fault but our own.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When they don’t do what I say.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,456 Member
    Backtalk
  • sunshine4040
    sunshine4040 Posts: 29 Member
    Disregarding what I say like it’s not important.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,456 Member
    If he doesn’t laugh much.
    If he complains a lot.
    If he thinks it’s always someone else's fault.
    If he drives an EV (yes, I said it).
    If he doesn’t know how to replace a hot water heater.
    If he gets a lot of traffic tickets.
    If he doesn’t know when to shut up.
    If he’s a slobbery kisser.
    If he doesn’t keep his nails short.
    If he wears the same clothes for more than 2 days.
    If he doesn’t notice that I treat him like a king and try to give him everything he needs and wants.
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    _Redux wrote: »
    If they clean their toilet seat in the dishwasher

    Please tell me this is real.

    Everything I post here is real.😌




    😈😏
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 139 Member
    If he doesn’t laugh much.
    If he complains a lot.
    If he thinks it’s always someone else's fault.
    If he drives an EV (yes, I said it).
    If he doesn’t know how to replace a hot water heater.
    If he gets a lot of traffic tickets.
    If he doesn’t know when to shut up.
    If he’s a slobbery kisser.
    If he doesn’t keep his nails short.
    If he wears the same clothes for more than 2 days.
    If he doesn’t notice that I treat him like a king and try to give him everything he needs and wants.

    I approve this list. Especially the slobbery kisser part
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