We broke up because...

Diddly_Squats · April 2023

She’d make me wear the wrong shade of lipstick, a hardness and a leash 😂

PurpleBerry0089 · April 2023

She didn’t have the equipment I needed

Rotavele_ · April 2023

She ate my French fries and didn't share hers

Kindhearts30 · January 28

They expected me to share

AdahPotatah2024 · February 12

She gave me a box of chocolates, but then ate them all!

Cat0703a · February 14

She gave me a heart shaped box filled with celery sticks for Valentine’s Day

wam60 · February 14

She fed the dozen red roses I gave her for Valentine's Day to her pet goat

Cat0703a · February 14

He abbreviated everything and it caused some miscommunication 😳

AdahPotatah2024 · February 18

She'd get mad whenever I'd use contractions. Is not it proper English?

MtnRunng · February 18

The tofu patty melt

Cat0703a · February 18

He was always falling asleep too early

AdahPotatah2024 · February 18

I fell asleep and left her tofu cooking in the oven.. oops!

Corina1143 · February 19

When I got up to go to the kitchen to get my evening snack--celery and carrots-- he said he brought home a lemon meringue pie and a tuxedo cake. Would I please bring him some of each? I did. Pie in his face. Cake on his head. He's gone.

wam60 · February 20

She was very messy...

PaperDoll_ · February 20

He got mad that I wouldn’t put his picture in my profile pic too. What would my side pieces think!?

AdahPotatah2024 · February 20

She had too many profiles!

wam60 · February 20

Tried to make me get a tattoo of a ladybug on my cheek

Corina1143 · February 20

Had a tattoo of a ladybug on his ----cheek 🐞

AdahPotatah2024 · February 21

Didn't have enough tattoos!

Cat0703a · February 21

It was hard to get work with “property of AdahPotatah2024” across my forehead

MtnRunng · February 21

I was hurt all the time

PaperDoll_ · February 21

He had an issue with me wrapping him in bubble wrap to keep him safe.

MtnRunng · February 21

She wouldn’t cut air holes in the bubble wrap

Cat0703a · February 21

For some reason, he came home injured every planned date night. Coincidence? 🤔

AdahPotatah2024 · February 21

She kept spiky plants and cacti all around her front porch.

PaperDoll_ · February 22

He kept meowing at me and calling me Cat 🤨

Cat0703a · February 22

She misgendered her exes and I wasn’t cool with that

PaperDoll_ · February 22

She was too woke for me.

wam60 · February 22

She wasn't woke enough....In fact...she slept 20 hrs a day

AdahPotatah2024 · February 25

He replaced my coffee with decaf!

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