We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was unimpressed with both my ability to rock the casbah and my collection of 99 luftballoons…0
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He couldn't decide if he should stay or he should go...
so he left0 -
She always kept me hanging on...I was just so tired of waiting...0
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He'd end up blowing all his wages for the week... and he wouldn't come dancing with me
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She complained I wasted all my wages on paying the bills when I could have gone out dancing and having fun.0
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She didn't get any of my song references0
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She always drank all the coffee and wouldn’t even save a cup for me.0
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She started talking like Bob Goldthwait with even the smallest amount of caffeine!0
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Her best friend, Bobcat Goldthwait, was over all the time0
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We fought over a guy, Bobcat G. 🥰0
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I was team Hedberg, she was team Goldthwait
I was team Nirvana, she was team Pearl Jam
I was team Letterman, she was team Leno…0 -
He wouldn't let me on team Letterman...0
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Kept calling me Dave and wanted me to grow the "santa" beard0
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Always wanted me to sit in his lap and would ask what I wanted for Christmas. It’s only February!0
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It bothered her that I disregarded the use of all “silent” letters when speaking. I mean, who are we to silence letters? Let them be heard…0
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He wouldn't let me tattoo an anchor on his bicep0
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Her diet consisted strictly of sweet peas or as she would call them, “Swee'Peas”…0
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He couldn't stand the nickname I gave him, and would get mad when I called him"Swee'pea" in public.0
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They didn't like chocolate.... I just couldn't lol0
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She couldn't enjoy a cup of coffee in the mornings with me..deal-breaker! just ate a bowl of chocky lucky charms...0
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