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Dumbest things you ever believed

Iamfit4life
Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
When I was a child I thought the group Air Supply was a man and a woman


When I started watching college football, and the QB was on the sideline... on that phone. You know talking to the coaches.


I always thought he was calling his parents or something. lol
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    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    meerkat70 Posts: 4,605 Member
    That my junior prom date was straight...

    That made me laugh out loud. Properly.
  • lexximan
    lexximan Posts: 322 Member



    When I started watching college football, and the QB was on the sideline... on that phone. You know talking to the coaches.


    I always thought he was calling his parents or something. lol

    TOTALLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING OMGSH!!! HAHA
  • Saksgirl1
    Saksgirl1 Posts: 248
    Wait... I'm confused! Are you saying that Air Supply didn't consist of a man and a woman?
  • Aj1214
    Aj1214 Posts: 120
    that he loved me when I let him do that to me.
  • voluptuous_veggie
    voluptuous_veggie Posts: 476 Member
    When I was little I thought cats were girls & dogs were boys...:laugh: :laugh:

    This is true though! That's why there's p.ussy cats and weiner dogs!
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  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    Wait... I'm confused! Are you saying that Air Supply didn't consist of a man and a woman?

    Two men. Very girly men who overly emote. But men.
  • chefchazz
    chefchazz Posts: 427 Member
    O-M-GEEZ!!!!! the qb one is funny as *kitten*!!!!!

    for me...santa! i think about it now im just like theres no fn way!!!:laugh:
  • mmuzzatti
    mmuzzatti Posts: 704 Member
    That she liked me......
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    oh

    Until I was 16 I thought kissing was "oral" lol
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    double
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member



    When I started watching college football, and the QB was on the sideline... on that phone. You know talking to the coaches.


    I always thought he was calling his parents or something. lol

    TOTALLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING OMGSH!!! HAHA

    LOL @ BOTH OF YOU...


    I used to think that if I stole something as a child that prosecuted meant electrocuted..lol..well it worked!

    I also believed Superman was real and I was his son. Ok that wasn't so dumb..lol
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  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    When I was little I thought cats were girls & dogs were boys...:laugh: :laugh:

    This is true though! That's why there's p.ussy cats and weiner dogs!

    Hahaha Exactly! I thought the same ting too when I was little.
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    That a baby came out of a belly button.....
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  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
    When I was little I thought cats were girls & dogs were boys...:laugh: :laugh:

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