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  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
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    Country music.. who would have thought it 🤯
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,818 Member
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    typical
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,210 Member
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    and that's a permanent delete!
    Enjoy your pitiful life loser
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,818 Member
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    It's because it got a lil cranky & who needs it
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,818 Member
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    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,596 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    I apologize to inanimate objects so....
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,818 Member
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    glassyo wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    I apologize to inanimate objects so....

    Sorry, coatrack. I didn't see you there.
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,596 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    I apologize to inanimate objects so....

    Sorry, coatrack. I didn't see you there.

    My coworker put a Santa Clause mat in front of his office door and I felt so bad walking over him, I absolutely apologized out loud :)

    He's still there actually.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,818 Member
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    glassyo wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    I apologize to inanimate objects so....

    Sorry, coatrack. I didn't see you there.

    My coworker put a Santa Clause mat in front of his office door and I felt so bad walking over him, I absolutely apologized out loud :)

    He's still there actually.

    😂❤️ i love this
  • LauraLake_Luna
    LauraLake_Luna Posts: 45 Member
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    Lol, I have live videos of me apologizing to the trees because I accidentally broke a tiny branch while talking with my hands. 😅 The live comments were funny as the watched me say sorry to plants. 🌳🌲
  • LauraLake_Luna
    LauraLake_Luna Posts: 45 Member
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    Vent time:

    Dear dude man,
    We were the best tenants you've ever had. You lied and kept my money but guess what? We have a house now & I hope the next tenants you get give you back the energy you put out.

    I am taking this moment to forgive myself for spending so much thought & energy on you. The real estate in my mind is something you can no longer rent out. You have been renovicted. My desires are more important & more valuable.

    Good Day Sir!
    ~end rant~
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    Wwwoow, well first, I can say that's not how you do it😂😂😂
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,818 Member
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    You should show us 😁😅
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,818 Member
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    I'll hold your monkey for you
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,818 Member
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    Abraham Piper says irregardless is a portmanteau of irrespective and regardless and that all three are synonyms.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    I'll hold my tongue for you
  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    😂😂😂

    I once had the English version knock on my door asking me if I made death threats online to a guy 😏 then proceeded to ask me if I could help them by hunting him down … I 💩 you not they said I’d gone easy on him but they would take it from there 😂
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,818 Member
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    Hangrycatapilar wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    😂😂😂

    I once had the English version knock on my door asking me if I made death threats online to a guy 😏 then proceeded to ask me if I could help them by hunting him down … I 💩 you not they said I’d gone easy on him but they would take it from there 😂

    😂 remind me not to get on your bad side
  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Hangrycatapilar wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    😂😂😂

    I once had the English version knock on my door asking me if I made death threats online to a guy 😏 then proceeded to ask me if I could help them by hunting him down … I 💩 you not they said I’d gone easy on him but they would take it from there 😂

    😂 remind me not to get on your bad side

    Haha it’s the fiery irish in me 😂
    Seriously though I was protecting my daughters and their school friends 👍
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,818 Member
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    hyyy,
    If you wanted to you would

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