We broke up because...

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  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    She didn't have a tape recorder in her car to listen to all my mixed tapes.
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    I let her borrow my tape recorder and now it eats all of my 80's hair band cassette tapes. I don't know what her and whoever was with her did to it.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He saved everything including items that should have remained in the ‘80s
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    She threw out my vintage unicorn collection.
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Tried to tell me shot got pregnant by bigfoot
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Thought he was sexy like Bigfoot but in reality he was just hairy and had an average…foot size.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    😡
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,902 Member
    Had a hard time putting her feelings in words
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    Thought my voice was too monotone, and she'd go to sleep during our conversations.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She set an alarm on our phone each time I talked to her. I’m not sure if it was to limit the time I spoke or to wake herself up but either way the alarm sound she chose was annoying so I broke it off.
  • ianjfoster68
    ianjfoster68 Posts: 111 Member
    Because of my bpd and self sabotage
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,902 Member
    He always talked in acronyms and kept trying to sabotage our relationship
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    SDUMAL...
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    She was imcomprehensible
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    She didn't think it was romantic when I told her how I felt..in acronyms.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She made sandwiches for herself but never for me
  • mp092405
    mp092405 Posts: 21 Member
    Wouldn’t share the cover at night
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    We had a fight on whether one blanket is called the cover or covers.

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