We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She had me confused with @Watching_The_Wheels. He is the guerilla TPer. I couldn't handle her not being able to tell us apart0
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She got all wrapped up with another guerilla TPer, literally. When I went outside they had accidently wrapped themselves around the tree with toilet paper!0
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Had a weird TP fetish.. i just can't deal with it0
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Called all of my interests fetishes.0
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She grew tired of me speaking in the 3rd person when introducing me to her family, friends and coworkers…0
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He had this ventrilosquist dummy that he'd use to talk for himself..which, I thought was cute. Until he brought it along to a funeral. 😬0
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We had different definitions of the word funeral. I called weddings “funerals” since the single version of each person is dying…0
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He mourned the single version of himself a bit too much! 🥲0
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I had to go find myself, and discovered that I am on page 1229...
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Tried to make me give up carbs!0
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He kept buying me a dozen donuts for breakfast every morning and then got mad when his pants were the only ones I could fit into!0
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She kept stealing my pants!0
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Although she supported me when I rocked the vote, she frowned upon me when I rocked the Casbah…0
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It was so annoying..every time I cooked a meal he didn't like he'd break out the Shareef don't like it ..Shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah
Shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah
I mean I like that song, but....0 -
She neither appreciated nor respected my proficiency in passive aggressiveness…0
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He gave me a teddy bear/roses for Valentine's Day... but then didn't talk at all, just listened to Rage Against the Machine full blast on the way to our favorite restaurant. 😬0
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He went to mash 🥔 🤷🏻♀️0
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Although she didn’t mind me being emotional absent, it was my physical presence that annoyed her…0
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He was always playing with his balls 🤷🏻♀️
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She offered to teach me to play tennis, but kept hitting me in the head with her balls " on accident"!0
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He didn’t like that my balls were bigger than his 😁0
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She bought me a big bowling ball for Valentine's day even though she knows I am not into competitive sports.0
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