We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,877 Member
    She had me confused with @Watching_The_Wheels. He is the guerilla TPer. I couldn't handle her not being able to tell us apart
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,225 Member
    She got all wrapped up with another guerilla TPer, literally. When I went outside they had accidently wrapped themselves around the tree with toilet paper!
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Had a weird TP fetish.. i just can't deal with it
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,225 Member
    Called all of my interests fetishes.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,601 Member
    She grew tired of me speaking in the 3rd person when introducing me to her family, friends and coworkers…
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,225 Member
    He had this ventrilosquist dummy that he'd use to talk for himself..which, I thought was cute. Until he brought it along to a funeral. 😬
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,601 Member
    We had different definitions of the word funeral. I called weddings “funerals” since the single version of each person is dying…
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,225 Member
    He mourned the single version of himself a bit too much! 🥲
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,225 Member
    I had to go find myself, and discovered that I am on page 1229...
    https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10129595/we-broke-up-because-part-2/p1229
  • msunat97
    msunat97 Posts: 516 Member
    Tried to make me give up carbs!
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,225 Member
    He kept buying me a dozen donuts for breakfast every morning and then got mad when his pants were the only ones I could fit into!
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,877 Member
    She kept stealing my pants!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,601 Member
    Although she supported me when I rocked the vote, she frowned upon me when I rocked the Casbah…
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,225 Member
    It was so annoying..every time I cooked a meal he didn't like he'd break out the Shareef don't like it ..Shareef don't like it
    Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah
    Shareef don't like it
    Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah
    I mean I like that song, but....
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,601 Member
    She neither appreciated nor respected my proficiency in passive aggressiveness…
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,225 Member
    He gave me a teddy bear/roses for Valentine's Day... but then didn't talk at all, just listened to Rage Against the Machine full blast on the way to our favorite restaurant. 😬
  • Siren2024
    Siren2024 Posts: 13 Member
    He went to mash 🥔 🤷🏻‍♀️

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