We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 46 Member

    She shaved my chest hair while I slept to make sweater vests

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,159 Member

    She borrowed my favorite sweater vest, spilled coffee on it, and then told me that it looked better that way!

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,928 Member
    edited 10:58AM

    He didn't like that I kept getting him confused with another torso I was seeing

    She kept stealing the punchlines to my jokes

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 46 Member

    She was seeing another torso AND a woman who stole punch lines. I was just one of many to her.

  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,922 Member

    He was paranoid about everyone i saw. I told him that anyone with eyes is in fact seeing people

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