The biggest lies we were ever told.......

Iamfit4life
Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
What are some HUGE myths people?

(I've got some in mind he he he)
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  • voluptuous_veggie
    voluptuous_veggie Posts: 476 Member
    lying.jpg
  • loriidan
    loriidan Posts: 8
    Drinking coffee stunts your growth! So why am I so tall and BIG!!!
  • DKev
    DKev Posts: 266 Member
    Don't eat after *insert time* or you won't lose weight. I eat whenever I want as long as it's in my calorie allowance and I was down 25 pounds and to my goal weight in 6 months.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Lol, my mom used to tell me that if I went to bed with wet hair, I would go blind.

    Or that if I needed to grow my hair faster, put garlic on it.

    I could go on and on............................
  • bwattelet
    bwattelet Posts: 23 Member
    You can eat whatever you want as long as you work out!!!!
  • bjs06
    bjs06 Posts: 316 Member
    you're just big boned.

    no. im fat. and when im skinny, and i don't look like a monster, you can stop feeding me that bull****.
  • Apazman
    Apazman Posts: 494 Member
    Vegetarian diets are healthy
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
    That I was planned
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    What my other forum would call "woo":

    Anti-vaxers

    9/11 Truthers

    Birthers

    Evolution deniers

    Holocaust deniers

    Circumcision will keep boys from masturbating

    Bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, yada yada
  • Aegelis
    Aegelis Posts: 237 Member
    Myths:

    Big-Boned
    Drink water, you'll lose more weight
    Don't eat carbs
    Eat a big breakfast
    It's easier for men to lose weight
    Genetic disposition determines weight
  • Lachsis
    Lachsis Posts: 55 Member
    >
    < This are 8 inches! (Yeah, sure, whatever)
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    Women want nice guys
  • ms_leanne
    ms_leanne Posts: 523 Member
    Eat your crusts, they will give you curly hair. ( I never wanted curly hair when I was little - lol)
  • Smittyinthesun2
    Smittyinthesun2 Posts: 161
    That everyone is equal... including fat people.
  • tiggerbounce411
    tiggerbounce411 Posts: 401 Member
    you're just big boned.

    no. im fat. and when im skinny, and i don't look like a monster, you can stop feeding me that bull****.
    LMAO..RIGHT?!?! That is what my grandma STILL tries to tell me to this day. I just say ''ok grandma''
    Let's see, what else..oh swimming right after you eat will give you stomach cramps..never bothered me.
    Keep making that face and it's going to stay like that...no
    You will grow into your size..bull**** thank you..lol
  • zml_mom
    zml_mom Posts: 270 Member
    if I don't wash my hands after petting the dog i will turn into a dog (i would wash them like 100 times a day till they were raw)
  • tiggerbounce411
    tiggerbounce411 Posts: 401 Member
    My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

    Not a joke.. :/

    And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

    Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?
    WTF??? LMFAO!!! Wow......just wow.
  • Apazman
    Apazman Posts: 494 Member
    You need 6-11 Servings a day of breads and grains . - Funk You Government Issued Food Pyramid.
  • DrMan
    DrMan Posts: 86
    That doing certain things in private will make you go blind...I can see perfectly!!!! Just sayin
  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
    My grandmother's best friend told me that if I had sex while I was pregnant, the baby would be born with brain damage....seriously.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    women don't want it as much as men
    total myth


    there, I said it
  • ambercole
    ambercole Posts: 426
    My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

    Not a joke.. :/

    And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

    Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?


    I laughed so hard that I shot a chunk of broccoli out of my nose! No kidding!!! LOL
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    From the book of "superstitious mom"

    - if you cut your hair on sundays, it won't grow anymore.
    - if a bird flies into a window, it's bad luck. don't leave the house for a while.
    - don't eat too much sugar, you'll poop bugs.
    - don't stare into the moon, it'll make your crazy.
  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
    My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

    Not a joke.. :/

    And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

    Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?

    I want to reply to this..but...I'm at a loss........
  • DrMan
    DrMan Posts: 86
    women don't want it as much as men
    total myth


    there, I said it

    Total myth...but on a case by case basis
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Worst lie I was ever told was.... till death do us part....
  • adidrea
    adidrea Posts: 275 Member
    You need 6-11 Servings a day of breads and grains . - Funk You Government Issued Food Pyramid.

    ^^^ THIS.

    Reading in the dark will make you go blind.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    Lol, my mom used to tell me that if I went to bed with wet hair, I would go blind.

    Or that if I needed to grow my hair faster, put garlic on it.

    I could go on and on............................

    garlic, huh?
  • ilovedeadlifts
    ilovedeadlifts Posts: 2,923 Member
    What my other forum would call "woo":

    Anti-vaxers

    9/11 Truthers

    Birthers

    Evolution deniers

    Holocaust deniers

    Circumcision will keep boys from masturbating

    COUGH COUGH COUGH religion COUGH COUGH

    Bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, yada yada

    so you're smart enough to not buy into most of the myths out there, but you still believe 9/11 was a terrorist attack?

    guess you can't win em all
  • jamielr84
    jamielr84 Posts: 545
    My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

    Not a joke.. :/

    And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

    Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?

    Your mom is hilarious! :laugh: That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!
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