The biggest lies we were ever told.......

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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    That I have to eat back my exercise calories.


    OOOOOHHHH! GUNFIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL NOW, HUH?!
  • MsRobin_TheSequel
    MsRobin_TheSequel Posts: 127 Member
    My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

    Not a joke.. :/

    And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

    Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?



    Man o man!! I give you a standing ovation for turning out the way you did. *Round of applause*
  • andyloosbrock
    andyloosbrock Posts: 175 Member
    My wife telling me I'm hot!
  • shutterbug4674
    shutterbug4674 Posts: 3,690 Member
    If you keep doing that, you'll go blind!
  • cheetahcub2010
    cheetahcub2010 Posts: 62 Member
    That a theory and a hypothesis are the same thing.

    Eating carrots will turn your hair red (I ate so many carrots, didn't turn red until I used hair dye)
  • jamielr84
    jamielr84 Posts: 545
    Biggest lie - "you're pregnant, eat what you want. You are eating for two!"
    3 kids later and now look at me!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    That fish tacos are just fish tacos.
  • savethecat
    savethecat Posts: 290 Member
    That diet coke, fish sticks with tarter sauce, and french fries were a balanced meal.

    Thanks for that one Dad. lol
  • efarrar13
    efarrar13 Posts: 78
    When I was 17 I was on a swim team...was doing it to lose weight(plus I was an excellent/fast swimmer.) I got a gym membership at the same time. The trainer "evaluated" me and told me to quit swimming. He asked me if I ever saw a skinny walrus or a skinny whale. When I of course answered no he told me to quit swimming or I was going to just get fatter. Really ahole...Michael Phelps can eat 12,000+ calories a day and is skinny. I wish I wasn't so dumb and naive when I was a teenager.
  • ML0305
    ML0305 Posts: 227 Member
    women don't want it as much as men
    total myth


    there, I said it

    ^^^This!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Icarus attempted to escape from Crete by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax. He ignored instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall to his death.

    Big fat myth.
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
    lying.jpg
    LMAO!!!
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    Icarus attempted to escape from Crete by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax. He ignored instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall to his death.

    Big fat myth.

    Are you sure? Were you there? Do you have any documentation to disprove this?
  • jcn1109
    jcn1109 Posts: 49
    Icarus attempted to escape from Crete by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax. He ignored instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall to his death.

    Big fat myth.

    THIS! LOL!
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    That doing certain things in private will make you go blind...I can see perfectly!!!! Just sayin

    Are you wearing glasses? Just curious??
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    From the book of "superstitious mom"

    - if you cut your hair on sundays, it won't grow anymore.
    - if a bird flies into a window, it's bad luck. don't leave the house for a while.
    - don't eat too much sugar, you'll poop bugs.
    - don't stare into the moon, it'll make your crazy.

    She ignored the last piece of advice...
  • Apazman
    Apazman Posts: 494 Member
    Breakfast is the most important meal
  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
    women don't want it as much as men
    total myth


    there, I said it

    Glad someone did.
  • ebramlett
    ebramlett Posts: 306 Member
    Its all fun and games until someone gets their eye put out!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    From the book of "superstitious mom"

    - if you cut your hair on sundays, it won't grow anymore.
    - if a bird flies into a window, it's bad luck. don't leave the house for a while.
    - don't eat too much sugar, you'll poop bugs.
    - don't stare into the moon, it'll make your crazy.

    She ignored the last piece of advice...

    THIS is true
  • clarech82
    clarech82 Posts: 244 Member
    My nan told me that if you raise your hands above your head while pregnant the umbilcal cord will hang the baby????

    I was also told if a baby looks up it will be cross eyed forever

    If the ice cream man has the music on there's no ice cream left

    Oh and that Im ment to be fat its just the way I am
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.
  • jamielr84
    jamielr84 Posts: 545
    Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.

    We don't.
  • Apazman
    Apazman Posts: 494 Member
    My grandmother's best friend told me that if I had sex while I was pregnant, the baby would be born with brain damage....seriously.


    Maybe if its with a black dude, That's meant as a compliment btw
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    :laugh: "I'm not married".:laugh: :laugh:
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    It's not you, it's me.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.

    We don't.

    They queef. That's truth.

    Queefing glitter? Myth.

    *Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    That's the biggest I've ever had!
  • LaComadreja14
    LaComadreja14 Posts: 277 Member
    What are some HUGE myths people?

    (I've got some in mind he he he)

    I have very thin, fine hair.. its like baby hair.... and when I turned 18 it got a lot worse, depending on how I styled it- you could see my scalp in the front. I was very self concious about this and I tried all kinds of pills and shampoos and what not to fix it but nothing did. Blood tests all came back normal.. basically there is no reason for it. I was getting my hair done one day and the styleist told me that if i started smoking it would make my hair grow thicker. I started smoking.... it didnt work... yet I'm still smoking..... ugh
  • jamielr84
    jamielr84 Posts: 545
    Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.

    We don't.

    They queef. That's truth.

    Queefing glitter? Myth.

    *Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*

    We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.
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