Visual Clues your date is a doucher
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skinny jeans! how do you sit down in those things?
then theres the guy sagging the skinny jeans which looks like he's walking around with a load in his pants.0 -
Don't be hatin on the MMA/Tapout gear!
American Top Team for Life!
Yea, I can't agree on the tapout shirt thing.. but thinking you are a badass only because you are wearing the shirt I'll give ya!0 -
ankle monitoring bracelet0
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You forgot winks and shoots his laser at you while tilting his head sideways!!!! Oh and a ballcap with the offical hologram sticker still on it.
And the tag still attached0 -
skinny jeans! how do you sit down in those things?
then theres the guy sagging the skinny jeans which looks like he's walking around with a load in his pants.
Agree. How does one move in Skinny jeans. The nether region cant be too comfy either0 -
hey my brother does that and hes the bestestHas a really cool wallet with a chain that is attached to thier belt loop.......)) lol 0 -
I don't see MMA shirts as being a trait of a doucher if they are just MMA fans that like the shirt. If they think they're BA by wearing them, then probably douchy.
incorrect. still a douche.
I did laugh out loud!! Lol0 -
Female doucher:
1) First and foremost, shaves her eyebrows off and draws them on. F*ckin' sharpiebrows.
2) She has and posts duckface pics of herself.
3) Does her hair up like Medusa (saw that on someone's post on here, but he's dead on right).
4) Draws a dark line around her lips.
5) Long fake plastic nails. Let's face it, those are only good for digging into my back during sex.
6) Tans herself so she looks orange, but yet, still thinks she looks good.
7) Has incredibly white teeth to contrast with her aforementioned orange look.
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Female doucher:
1) First and foremost, shaves her eyebrows off and draws them on. F*ckin' sharpiebrows.
2) She has and posts duckface pics of herself.
3) Does her hair up like Medusa (saw that on someone's post on here, but he's dead on right).
4) Draws a dark line around her lips.
5) Long fake plastic nails. Let's face it, those are only good for digging into my back during sex.
6) Tans herself so she looks orange, but yet, still thinks she looks good.
7) Has incredibly white teeth to contrast with her aforementioned orange look.
I think you just described a Chola hahaha0 -
truck balls
I LITERALLY DESPISE THIS!!! LOL0 -
Not visual but, anyone who thinks the Kardashian tv show is good and that those girls somehow contributed something worthy to society.0
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ankle monitoring bracelet
haha...i would say, yes, absolutely0 -
You can support the troops, and believe in peace. As a former miltary member I believe in peace.She has a
"Support our troops" bumper sticker on her car....then a "Peace" sticker...0 -
Come on people, we are talking about Douche bags!
Truck balls = Red neck
Monitoring bracelet = criminal
Not the characteristics of a douche.0 -
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Male D-bag:
- has a picture of himself shirtless as an avatar in an attempt to attract women
- Superman tattoo
- wears cowboy hats....for fun
Douche0 -
Here's a real douche bag.
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An Obama sticker on her bumper!0
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Omg... this!truck balls0 -
2 words
Jersey Shore
Sums it up for both men and women0 -
Wow!Male D-bag:
- has a picture of himself shirtless as an avatar in an attempt to attract women
- Superman tattoo
- wears cowboy hats....for fun
Douche0 -
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continued list of visual signals for knowing he's a *kitten*:
duckface and or sunglasses in ANY of his pics for no obviously legitimate or ironic reasons.
any pics sent or on a dating site profile of them completely wasted
has any pics including dollar bills of ANY denomination
uses text lingo and is over the age of 21.
owns ed hardy anything
wears white sunglasses
wears bigger sunglasses than mine.
walks with a limp resembling a wounded animal
discusses his criminal record.... at length.
introduces himself using a nickname involving any references to cash, money, or balls.
asks if you're 420 friendly.... on or before the first date.
orders any alcoholic beverage made with a fruity base.
complains about the service without legitimate reason.
doesn't tip, or tips under 15% (20% in applicable circumstances)
has close friends that exhibit 3 or more of the signs listed.0 -
Lol, I like the guys in tap out shirts, and raiders jerseys and uses the word brah, just as much as I like the Polo shirt, slack wearing lacrosse lover guy. Lol You can date them all, just don't keep them all. lol0
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lol0
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Female doucher:
1) First and foremost, shaves her eyebrows off and draws them on. F*ckin' sharpiebrows.
2) She has and posts duckface pics of herself.
3) Does her hair up like Medusa (saw that on someone's post on here, but he's dead on right).
4) Draws a dark line around her lips.
5) Long fake plastic nails. Let's face it, those are only good for digging into my back during sex.
6) Tans herself so she looks orange, but yet, still thinks she looks good.
7) Has incredibly white teeth to contrast with her aforementioned orange look.
I think you just described a Chola hahaha
I LITERALLY thought the same thing Scott! hahahaha.... you must live around some ghetto Latinas. sorry bro...0 -
75% of the guys look like that around here and i feel so sorry for the girls that date them..... and worse we have a lot of guys who where name brands like Fox but have never been on a dirt bike..... Drives me insane !!!!0 -
Or because this is a FITNESS SITE, and I'm proud of my hard work from flabby to fit?Male D-bag:
- has a picture of himself shirtless as an avatar in an attempt to attract women
I could have a star, or a TapOut, or barbed wire tattoo.- Superman tattoo
Redneck/Country... because I'm from Idaho? Get it right!- wears cowboy hats....for fun
Douche0 -
Male D-bag:
- has a picture of himself shirtless as an avatar in an attempt to attract women
- Superman tattoo
- wears cowboy hats....for fun
Douche
*pssst.... your jealousy is showing, doll.0
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