Stuff you must never eat...

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  • angelmstewart
    angelmstewart Posts: 2 Member
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    :glasses: hahahaha. i love it. cute
  • InstantSunshine
    InstantSunshine Posts: 355 Member
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    red meat gives you cancer

    and so does not eating your exercise calories

    Pox, I forgot that one !

    Addendum
    Your exercise calories.

    Class use of Shakespearean swearing on t'internet! Pox shall be my word of the day (sirrah).
  • PJilly
    PJilly Posts: 21,754 Member
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    I eat all of them and at any time I feel like. Though to be very honest I don't eat too close to bedtime simply because I can't be bothered to get up and pee/poop at 2am.
    Shoot. You're supposed to get up when that happens? :tongue: :laugh:
  • Bridget28152723
    Bridget28152723 Posts: 372 Member
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    all things in moderation !

    i don't agree with don't eat after 7pm

    love fruit

    love whole eggs
    I agree, whole eggs are fine, fruit in moderation, and i do eat past 7pm sometimes its what you eat, again EVERYTHING IN MODERATION...
  • AdAstra47
    AdAstra47 Posts: 823 Member
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    Thank you for this public service announcement, it is appreciated...

    May I add:
    Do not snack on anything that comes in a jar with a child-proof lid.
    Do not eat or drink anything with a skull & crossbones on the label.

    And if you're Jewish, Muslim, or Christian, remember that Leviticus 11:29 forbids you from eating weasel or lizard.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Fruit in general, yes. But especially don't eat bananas! One banana will cause at least a 10-pound gain. It is "the worst possible thing" you can eat when trying to lose weight.

    And you also shouldn't sleep. Ever.
  • InstantSunshine
    InstantSunshine Posts: 355 Member
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    Anything labelled "Drink Me" or "Eat Me" should probably be avoided too. Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall (as someone once said!)
  • VeganInTraining
    VeganInTraining Posts: 1,321 Member
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    Fruit in general, yes. But especially don't eat bananas! One banana will cause at least a 10-pound gain. It is "the worst possible thing" you can eat when trying to lose weight.

    And you also shouldn't sleep. Ever.

    DANGIT! I knew that my eating a banana a day was what was keeping me from losing weight, I have been in denile so long!
  • emergencytennis
    emergencytennis Posts: 864 Member
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    Fruit in general, yes. But especially don't eat bananas! One banana will cause at least a 10-pound gain. It is "the worst possible thing" you can eat when trying to lose weight.

    And you also shouldn't sleep. Ever.

    Curses, I forgot to add sleeping as well! Will no one rid me of this turbulent diet?
  • VeganInTraining
    VeganInTraining Posts: 1,321 Member
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    kittens taste like babies

    so why not stick with babies...evidently they are totally ok to eat.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    You forgot to add no sugar, fake or real - they will all cause you to gain weight like crazy! Diet Sodas, and Regular Sodas aren't on your list either!
  • merrillfoster
    merrillfoster Posts: 855 Member
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    Babies taste of chicken! Cannibals say that human flesh tastes of chicken, so babies must taste of chicken. And chicken tastes of humans. Good, I'm glad you're coming with me on that.
  • emergencytennis
    emergencytennis Posts: 864 Member
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    Vim, this is a pisstake thread. Read it carefully.

    Your extremely sensible comments do you credit.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    Vim, this is a pisstake thread. Read it carefully.

    Your extremely sensible comments do you credit.

    I don't actually believe that any of this stuff should never be eaten - except for the babies.....
  • emergencytennis
    emergencytennis Posts: 864 Member
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    Thank you for this public service announcement, it is appreciated...

    May I add:
    Do not snack on anything that comes in a jar with a child-proof lid.
    Do not eat or drink anything with a skull & crossbones on the label.

    And if you're Jewish, Muslim, or Christian, remember that Leviticus 11:29 forbids you from eating weasel or lizard.

    Glad I am none of them, then. Weeassels, mmm.
  • keiraev
    keiraev Posts: 695 Member
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    This is nonsense, I eat all of them and still lost weight.

    I do avoid white pasta and bread, but I still eat white rice as brown rice is gross!
  • emergencytennis
    emergencytennis Posts: 864 Member
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    Gaah, even the food?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    This is nonsense, I eat all of them and still lost weight.

    I do avoid white pasta and bread, but I still eat white rice as brown rice is gross!

    If you're eating those things, you must forgo all sleep so your metabolism is nice and high.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    Actually I thought eating Unicorns and Reindeer was bad but its pretty good. Plus it will temporary give you weird magical powers. I swear I was flying....no lie
  • Jewcybabe
    Jewcybabe Posts: 241 Member
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    How about, "Do not believe everything you read in the forum threads." Remember opinions are like *kitten*......everyone has one!~

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