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    The object to your left....

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    • Posts: 543 Member
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      This is the first image that popped in my head too.
    • Posts: 1,283 Member
      Three empty water bottles.. and some pushpins holding up pictures
    • Posts: 20 Member
      post it notes, phone, watch, calculator and water bottle
    • Posts: 497 Member
      a pen and a note pad...
    • Posts: 651 Member
      An almost empty 33oz bottle of Smart Water
    • Posts: 136 Member
      A yappy chihuahua who drops onto her back for a belly rub when approached by anybody....maybe she can trip the zombie? Probably still screwed though.
    • Posts: 217 Member
      I wanna hang with kapeluza when the zombies come!

      I have---
      a small dry erase/bulletin board with the following items attached to or hanging from it:
      -a collection of lanyards and name badges from past conferences
      -a crown royal bag full of dry erase markers (asst colors)
      -3 buttons/pins (such as those you attach to clothes to advocate a cause or advertise a band)
      -3 push pins
      -2 fortune cookie fortunes
      -1 Non-GMO shopping guide

      So, I can do one of the following:
      -organize and facilitate a meeting with the zombies
      -color on their zombie faces
      -accessorize their zombie outfits
      -stab them in their zombie eyes with push pins
      -or educate them about GMO foods and where to purchase them

      Okay, yep---screwed...

      ***Edited to correct spelling of kapeluza :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 906 Member
      A horribly ugly vase with those horrendous sticks wrapped in lights which is intended as "decor" -- I'm proper f*cked.
    • Posts: 2,641 Member
      Tape dispenser, stapler and post-its. I am at work, LOL.
    • Posts: 3,021 Member
      Awesome. I have a little knife, anti-bacterial soap, a bottle of Lysol, and a lighter. I can light those stinkers on fire, chop them up into bits, and wash my hands.
    • Posts: 217 Member
      Awesome. I have a little knife, anti-bacterial soap, a bottle of Lysol, and a lighter. I can light those stinkers on fire, chop them up into bits, and wash my hands.

      Okay, you and kapeluza are my first picks for my zombie survival team. Recruitment starting soon. You know, just in case.
    • Posts: 1,865 Member
      I wanna hang with kapaluza when the zombies come!

      I have---
      a small dry erase/bulletin board with the following items attached to or hanging from it:
      -a collection of lanyards and name badges from past conferences
      -a crown royal bag full of dry erase markers (asst colors)
      -3 buttons/pins (such as those you attach to clothes to advocate a cause or advertise a band)
      -3 push pins
      -2 fortune cookie fortunes
      -1 Non-GMO shopping guide

      So, I can do one of the following:
      -organize and facilitate a meeting with the zombies
      -color on their zombie faces
      -accessorize their zombie outfits
      -stab them in their zombie eyes with push pins
      -or educate them about GMO foods and where to purchase them

      Okay, yep---screwed...

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
      A horribly ugly vase with those horrendous sticks wrapped in lights which is intended as "decor" -- I'm proper f*cked.
      Uh. You have a vase to bludgeon with, sticks to pierce with, a string of lights to strangle or electrocute with.
      I have my three year old son, his plastic cup of milk, and the dog. He's a collie/lab cross. Ooh! Beside them is a wooden chair. I could make that work...
    • Posts: 568 Member
      I've got a plastic fork, a pen, my keys, and a stack of paper. I'm not getting very far.
    • Posts: 535 Member
      Mine would be a book: "Professional Visual Studio 2010." If the zombies are fellow computer geeks, I could fascinate them so they wouldn't wanna kill me. If they're not, I could bore them into submission.
    • Posts: 613 Member
      I'm screwed... All I've got is the cap to my waterbottle and a red pen.
    • Posts: 303
      A folder with all my recipes and crocheting patterns in it, a ball of yarn and a crochet hook.
    • Posts: 1,757 Member
      A tool box full of tools, 2 cups full of highlighters and pens, a stapler and a camera.
    • Posts: 1,082
      You're all screwed, I've got acetylene torches. :laugh: Muuaahh aahh ah ah.
    • Posts: 1,865 Member
      A tool box full of tools, 2 cups full of highlighters and pens, a stapler and a camera.

      I know who I'm going to be with!!!!!! :P
    • Posts: 1,173 Member
      wow! it is a PILLOW D: how ****ed am i?!
    • Posts: 1,070 Member
      A plastic, 32oz water bottle and my sunglasses. Awesome defenses.
    • Posts: 906 Member
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      Uh. You have a vase to bludgeon with, sticks to pierce with, a string of lights to strangle or electrocute with.
      I have my three year old son, his plastic cup of milk, and the dog. He's a collie/lab cross. Ooh! Beside them is a wooden chair. I could make that work...

      Nah, vase isn't that heavy and the sticks are too thin. But, upon second thought, I could wield my DSLR like a less-spiky flail; that'll work. I'm going with my Nikon.
    • Posts: 420 Member
      I gots a cubicle wall :sad: I'm screwed
    • Posts: 926 Member
      Mine would be a boy.. His name is Josh (I think) haha
    • Posts: 1,730 Member
      I have this:

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      The tape dispenser part has a REALLLY sharp edge - I've actually cut myself on it. I could use that to decimate the zombies, then I could poke their eyes out with the pens, and clip those folder clips to their noses & ears! I'm sure THAT would hurt......but then, do those body parts fall off when you clip stuff to 'em?

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    • Posts: 8,138 Member
      A chair. I can work with that.
    • Posts: 379 Member
      My friend Kathryn. She's brilliant. We're gonna be just fine
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      Hole-punch. Or a coaster. Or a video camera. Hmmm...
    • Posts: 1,525 Member
      An open Nalgene bottle with an orange straw. Hmmm...... I can get all stabby with the straw and since the bottle is almost indestructible I can smash heads with it.
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