The object to your left....

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  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Your mother.
  • Iwillbemeagain
    Iwillbemeagain Posts: 163
    A bottle of lotion and a mini fan!
  • CakeFit21
    CakeFit21 Posts: 2,521 Member
    I have my wallet, my phone and a slap bracelet. Hmmm....
  • smashatoms
    smashatoms Posts: 144 Member
    Oh, well, I'm boned!
    A half full coffee cup!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    ...may be closer than it appears.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    my calandar. Darn!!!!!!
  • melanie_J
    melanie_J Posts: 136 Member
    I have this:

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    The tape dispenser part has a REALLLY sharp edge - I've actually cut myself on it. I could use that to decimate the zombies, then I could poke their eyes out with the pens, and clip those folder clips to their noses & ears! I'm sure THAT would hurt......but then, do those body parts fall off when you clip stuff to 'em?

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    I don't know how effective that will be with zombies, but that is the best desk gadget I have ever seen! I'm so getting one when I get me an office job :)
  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
    A cat named Cheeto with kitty caps on her claws(great) and a phone charger
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    ...may be closer than it appears.

    Hey, if you're driving, can I have a ride? All I have is a mug and a box of kleenex.
  • jmathews
    jmathews Posts: 196
    My iPhone and a bottle of water. Beyond that is my cordless home phone.
  • mcintyrekn
    mcintyrekn Posts: 55 Member
    I may die quicker than you all..... All I have is a pair of gloves. A friggen Pair of gloves. Great.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Immediately to my left is a bright pink pen with a highlighter attached. Lovely. Let's go highlight some zombies!

    If I can go a little further to the left, at least I could grab the letter opener.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    used napkins and my phone. me = screwed.
  • heather_elise85
    heather_elise85 Posts: 69 Member
    My Phone and a broken lap top fan.
  • caroltina
    caroltina Posts: 453 Member
    yey scissors :)
  • boston6
    boston6 Posts: 158 Member
    DAMN! A thumb drive....I'm screwed. Looks like I'm zombie food.
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Half empty can of diet coke, a black rose, a letter opener (YES!), stapler and a pen....
    I just might survive this♥
  • sunnyzephyr
    sunnyzephyr Posts: 114
    A blanket.... that I will hide under!
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    my iphone, my (empty) water bottle, mio, kleenex, and a comb...

    idk about that last one..
  • HeelsAndBoxingGloves
    HeelsAndBoxingGloves Posts: 916 Member
    Some papers and catalogs, a pen and my phone.... I gess I could stab them with the pen and run? .... Yeah I'm done for :grumble:
  • rosebarnalice
    rosebarnalice Posts: 3,488 Member
    it's a dead printer. Maybe good for blunt-force bludgeoning?
  • Alexagetsfit
    Alexagetsfit Posts: 313 Member
    A pile of papers. Maybe I can papercut them to death? lol
  • mznisaelaine
    mznisaelaine Posts: 2,262 Member
    I am sitting next to a wall in class, so the light switch........ I'm seriously screwed!
  • rblair_22
    rblair_22 Posts: 202 Member
    a telephone, unless I can still call 911 I'm screwed!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Ok so what about to our right. Oh wait. Cold coffee, a magazine and a baby rattle. Crap. Sticking with the dog and the chair on my left.
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
    If I were at my apartment, I have a 12ga propped up against the wall. That oughta do the trick... although my stock of buckshot is somewhat lacking so I wouldn't exactly last long.
  • wildcata77
    wildcata77 Posts: 660
    oh geez.. im screwed... its my aluminum waterbottle... I might as well start slouching and moaning now

    This, although it's half full so I could probably knock a joker out. And right beside it are some keys I could maybe do that cool "in b/t finger" trick with and slash some eyes out.

    But I don't believe in zombies...
  • Rachaelluvszipped
    Rachaelluvszipped Posts: 768 Member
    Pen and a baseball bat....I better start workin' my swinging..upper strength!
  • cherrycake26
    cherrycake26 Posts: 51
    A lighter and an ashtray!! Best I start running
  • Tangerine302
    Tangerine302 Posts: 1,509 Member
    A cup of hot tea that isn't even hot anymore. I guess I can make a road block with my stationary bike and file cabinet.
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