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    • Posts: 37 Member
      When I have a cheat day and eat some forbidden food I call it a "dirty little *kitten*"

      "shut the front door"
      "for F*** sake"
      "what the flip flop"
      "tw@t face"
    • Posts: 760 Member
      Holy Ballpoint Banana Batman!
    • Posts: 395 Member
      God bless America - in situations I can't swear - like work.
      My eye!
      Busier than sin on Saturday night.
      We'll **** fire and save matches.


      Cockknuckle - now that's funny!
    • Posts: 4,437 Member
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      I've heard it that way too. I guess it could go both ways?
      Of course! :drinker:
    • Posts: 267 Member
      " God, what a douche canoe! "
    • Posts: 4,855 Member
      So many battered women and I'm still eating mine plain!

      :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 237 Member
      Does a bear *kitten* in the woods? Not if he's a polar bear....

      My daddy used to say that to me all the time when I would ask him a stupid question.
    • Posts: 273
      "it's not that I don't care, however that is a big part of it."

      Oh that is going into rotation!

      "On the advice of legal counsel, my response is 'Bite me.'"
    • Posts: 54
      They say you are what you eat, I don't think i ate a sexy ***** today!

      And i still look good.
    • Posts: 4,252 Member
      :laugh: Nuttier than squirrel S#$%
      Epic
      same difference
    • Posts: 120 Member
      Your mom!
    • Posts: 237 Member
      Dryer than a popcorn fart.

      and....

      Uglier than homemade sin.
    • Posts: 971 Member
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      I've heard it that way too. I guess it could go both ways?
      We are talking about a *kitten*, so probably!
    • Posts: 395 Member
      If I had a head like yours it would hurt too. Situation specific.
    • Posts: 4,437 Member
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      We are talking about a *kitten*, so probably!
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    • Posts: 61 Member
      I really don't give a rat's *kitten*!
    • Posts: 4,855 Member
      Tu mama guey!

      I say this even if you don't understand spanish. :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 971 Member
      Whenever someone flips me off, I ask them if they have another one, They almost always flip me off with the other hand. Then I tell them to stick em up their *kitten* and walk on their elbows.
      My 10 year old girl was wrestling with her 12 year old sister the other day and got kicked in the crotch. She looks up at me and says "she kicked me where the good Lord split me". That kid is a trip.
    • Posts: 464 Member
      My favorite...

      "don't make your problem my problem"

      teeehee:) i was gonna put a sappy one in, but then saw that it wasn't sappy thread...

      oh! i also like this, out of the words from Tori Amos... "So you can make me cum, that doesn't make you Jesus"
    • Posts: 638 Member
      "I don't give a hairy rat's *kitten*." <- when in polite company.

      "I don't give a flying f***." <- when with everyone else.
    • Posts: 4,437 Member
      Tu mama guey!

      I say this even if you don't understand spanish. :bigsmile:
      Hijo de su Pink Floyd!
    • Posts: 142 Member
      F@#* it! Let's do it live!
    • Posts: 975 Member
      Don't know that they are funny, but they are not sappy..........

      1. No one said it was gonna be pretty
      2. It is what it is
      3. You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
    • Posts: 486 Member
      What the deuce?! (my students especially seems to love that one)

      STEWIE!!!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 537 Member
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      We are talking about a *kitten*, so probably!

      Haven't had much experience with *kitten* so I wasn't sure :happy:
    • Posts: 34
      Suck it up Buttercup!
    • Posts: 372 Member
      life's not fair
      what the...
    • Posts: 237 Member
      Strung out like a week's wash (Not drug-related; I often use this to refer to my students' belongings!)
      Kerfuffle
      SNAFU (Though can someone tell me what his/her interpretation of the F is? I personally don't think it's "fouled")
      She speaks French like a Spanish cow.
      Holy _________, Batman!
    • Posts: 602 Member
      I'm so broke I can't pay attention.
    • Posts: 530 Member
      POOF

      Gone like a fart in the wind
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