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When I have a cheat day and eat some forbidden food I call it a "dirty little *kitten*"
"shut the front door"
"for F*** sake"
"what the flip flop"
"tw@t face"0 -
Holy Ballpoint Banana Batman!0
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God bless America - in situations I can't swear - like work.
My eye!
Busier than sin on Saturday night.
We'll **** fire and save matches.
Cockknuckle - now that's funny!0 -
You're jumpier than a *kitten* in church!0
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" God, what a douche canoe! "0
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So many battered women and I'm still eating mine plain!
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Does a bear *kitten* in the woods? Not if he's a polar bear....
My daddy used to say that to me all the time when I would ask him a stupid question.0 -
"it's not that I don't care, however that is a big part of it."
Oh that is going into rotation!
"On the advice of legal counsel, my response is 'Bite me.'"0 -
They say you are what you eat, I don't think i ate a sexy ***** today!
And i still look good.0 -
:laugh: Nuttier than squirrel S#$%
Epic
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Your mom!0
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Dryer than a popcorn fart.
and....
Uglier than homemade sin.0 -
You're jumpier than a *kitten* in church!
I've heard it that way too. I guess it could go both ways?0 -
If I had a head like yours it would hurt too. Situation specific.0
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You're jumpier than a *kitten* in church!0
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I really don't give a rat's *kitten*!0
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Tu mama guey!
I say this even if you don't understand spanish. :bigsmile:0 -
Whenever someone flips me off, I ask them if they have another one, They almost always flip me off with the other hand. Then I tell them to stick em up their *kitten* and walk on their elbows.
My 10 year old girl was wrestling with her 12 year old sister the other day and got kicked in the crotch. She looks up at me and says "she kicked me where the good Lord split me". That kid is a trip.0 -
My favorite...
"don't make your problem my problem"
teeehee:) i was gonna put a sappy one in, but then saw that it wasn't sappy thread...
oh! i also like this, out of the words from Tori Amos... "So you can make me cum, that doesn't make you Jesus"0 -
"I don't give a hairy rat's *kitten*." <- when in polite company.
"I don't give a flying f***." <- when with everyone else.0
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