Your favourite phrase is ...........

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  • jenn_is_trouble
    jenn_is_trouble Posts: 114
    "I'm just sayin'"

    "You're a cigarette" (If you have never seen the Clerk's animated series, this will probably not make any sense)

    "I will rip off your arms and beat you to death with them"

    and when I ask my husband if something is really necessary, he comes back with "Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?" (from Dodgeball)
  • SamBuck123
    SamBuck123 Posts: 90
    "lord" "Hush your mouth" " Oh eff this ****" "but really tho?" "im just sayin" "im off like a prom dress"
  • TeutonicKnight
    TeutonicKnight Posts: 367 Member
    *kitten* BAGGINS!
  • RonneyKay
    RonneyKay Posts: 464 Member
    oh! i thought of another one...

    "don't pole vault over mouse turds"

    (meaning don't make a problem bigger than it is)
  • livnlite
    livnlite Posts: 520
    A lack of planning on YOUR part does not constitute an 'emergency' on MY part.
  • bill_i_am
    bill_i_am Posts: 180 Member
    work smarter not harder!
  • Football_N_Guns
    Football_N_Guns Posts: 297 Member
    FUBAR

    IT IS WHAT IT IS
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Use your head for something besides a hat rack !!
  • tadbiggs
    tadbiggs Posts: 77
    You can want in one hand and sh@t in the other , which one gets filled first? One of my father's favorite expressions. In our family these are deemed Hubisms after my father.
  • Mallory0418
    Mallory0418 Posts: 723 Member
    "Oh my lanta"
    "Mother Eff Bomb"....I do not say the F word, I literally say Eff bomb

    Oh, and "That's what she said"

    :smile:
  • alapoint89
    alapoint89 Posts: 632
    RTFM!!!!!!!!!!
  • alapoint89
    alapoint89 Posts: 632
    meh!!! blech!!! yoyoyigittiyo!!!
  • Queen_Christine
    Queen_Christine Posts: 342 Member
    Attitude is everything, life is what you make it, and anyone can be happy if they want to be.

    That is not 3 phrases, but 1 run-on sentence that I say all the time.
  • moniquelessard
    moniquelessard Posts: 418
    "Nice bum, where ya from?"
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    whatevz mcgevz
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    I never had an issue with Deadwood, as evidenced below...

    "For *kitten*'s sake..."
    "What a g*ddamn c*cksucker..."
    "What a totally useless m*therf*cker... "
    "Hello, that light is green: that means foot off brake and on gas, f*cknugget."

    and my new one:

    "You cannot imagine the immensity of the *kitten* I do not give."
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    Its hotter than 2 hells in a quart jar.
  • april_beth
    april_beth Posts: 616 Member
    you are a douchecanoe...i speak the truth.

    it shuts em up every time.
  • april_beth
    april_beth Posts: 616 Member
    I never had an issue with Deadwood, as evidenced below...

    "For *kitten*'s sake..."
    "What a g*ddamn c*cksucker..."
    "What a totally useless m*therf*cker... "
    "Hello, that light is green: that means foot off brake and on gas, f*cknugget."

    and my new one:

    "You cannot imagine the immensity of the *kitten* I do not give."

    i am using the last one...cause youre hot, and smart and my favoritest nerdster ever. :) and you know thats said with love. unles you dont not give a *kitten* what i think :)
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    "Eat a bowl of shit, ya punk bitch!"
  • MeguPARN
    MeguPARN Posts: 13
    This won't hurt me a bit! (Very useful for medical professionals wanting to shut you up)
  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
    Is that a metaphor for something?
  • ukkiosan
    ukkiosan Posts: 62 Member
    "I'll buy it, but I won't pay much for it."

    "*kitten* or get off the pot."

    "Zero f*cks given."

    "My colon has reached critical mass, prepare for meltdown."

    "This smells like concentrated *kitten*."

    "Fake it 'till you make it." (Mostly regarding med school)

    "Where you see smoke, you'll find me cooking dinner."

    "On the fubar train heading for clusterf*ck city."

    "I think I just had an absence seizure."

    "Your mom."

    Ahem. I think I should stop before I give myself a bad reputation...
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    ( in response to a co-worker whining about a project "but that's no fun!")

    If it was fun they wouldn't call it 'work' and they wouldn't pay you to do it
  • sandiki
    sandiki Posts: 454
    "true story ..you cant fabricate that *kitten*...." said with a strong NY brooklyn..bronx accent.
  • sandiki
    sandiki Posts: 454
    "I'll buy it, but I won't pay much for it."

    "*kitten* or get off the pot."

    "Zero f*cks given."

    "My colon has reached critical mass, prepare for meltdown."

    "This smells like concentrated *kitten*."

    "Fake it 'till you make it." (Mostly regarding med school)

    "Where you see smoke, you'll find me cooking dinner."

    "On the fubar train heading for clusterf*ck city."

    "I think I just had an absence seizure."

    "Your mom."

    Ahem. I think I should stop before I give myself a bad reputation...

    I laughed so hard i snorted
  • czechsmate
    czechsmate Posts: 556 Member
    Me to my husband "it takes one to know one" my husband's response "it takes one to blow one"
  • Bigaug
    Bigaug Posts: 395 Member
    You can wish in one hand and s*%t in the other and see which fills up first.

    You can S#%t and slide in it.

    (About a bad meal) - It'll make a turd.

    Smells like something crawled up your *kitten* and died.

    You're not to bright are you? Hell you're not even one bright.
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