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Dear annoying upstairs neighbours,
I understand that our walls and floors are a bit on the thin side since it is an apartment complex and that I will hear you walking or even thump around a bit BUT, all hours of the night you sound like a pack of hippos doing a ballet.... Seriously.... What the hell are you doing up there at 3 am on a week night that sounds like that...?!?!? I have to wake up at 5 am for work every morning and really don't want to have to wake up to find a broomstick to pound on the ceiling... No wonder when I moved in there was a broomstick sized hole in my ceiling... Seriously people, go to sleep!
I understand that our walls and floors are a bit on the thin side since it is an apartment complex and that I will hear you walking or even thump around a bit BUT, all hours of the night you sound like a pack of hippos doing a ballet.... Seriously.... What the hell are you doing up there at 3 am on a week night that sounds like that...?!?!? I have to wake up at 5 am for work every morning and really don't want to have to wake up to find a broomstick to pound on the ceiling... No wonder when I moved in there was a broomstick sized hole in my ceiling... Seriously people, go to sleep!
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Dear Elderly Lady that Works Across the Hall:
Stop undressing me with your eyes.
Thanks.0 -
Dear Husband,
Please explain to me why when I was doing dishes this morning I noticed LIVE CRICKETS on the shelf above the sink! I HATE BUGS. YOU KNOW THIS. And what in the hell made you think that leaving them in my KITCHEN was appropriate?! If you can't figure out the proper place to put their food, I'm going to introduce your frogs to Craigs List.
Sincerely,
Uber Pissed Wife0 -
dear ignorant redneck,
WHY are you collecting social security if you cannot read, write, hear, OR see and you're only 50? why are you so rude on top of it all? perhaps you should tryign f'ing off and getting a job. or learning how to write your own damn name!
no thanks,
now take your 50 dollars and shove it!0 -
People stupid enough to annoy me get more than a letter...lol0
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Dear Self,
Way to go ordering and devouring raviolis and garlic bread for dinner. You totally blew your calorie count for the day. Your lack of self control is pathetic and you are never going to reach your goal with moves like this. Do you want to be the fat *kitten* at your sister's wedding? Do you want to have sausage arms hanging out as you walk down the aisle in front of your entire family? Stop being weak and making excuses, get serious and lose this weight!0 -
Dear rude lady at work today,
I am not going to break privacy policies to do want you want me to do and get fired. So sorry for just doing my job and "screwing the rest of the world over"
Have a nice day *****
Love,
Turtle0 -
Dear Walmart employees,
Thanks for the lack of help I recieved finding my mini stepper. Glad I gave my money to Kmart instead!!! =P0 -
Dear husband,
Avoiding me and the kids for your stupid game is going to cause me to get pissed off, and you know what that's like. Last week before you got that game, you were all over me and showed me all kind of attention so much that I felt like a teenager again, I feel like you are cheating on me with Starwars. Me and Starwars are about to fight, just saying!
Love,
Me!0 -
Dear man I eye hump at the gym, can you at least look my way once? I've read the MFP threads about all the pervy stuff that happens at the gym, just give me the benefit of looking my way, even if to mock me later, just one look0
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Dear annoying upstairs neighbours,
I understand that our walls and floors are a bit on the thin side since it is an apartment complex and that I will hear you walking or even thump around a bit BUT, all hours of the night you sound like a pack of hippos doing a ballet.... Seriously.... What the hell are you doing up there at 3 am on a week night that sounds like that...?!?!? I have to wake up at 5 am for work every morning and really don't want to have to wake up to find a broomstick to pound on the ceiling... No wonder when I moved in there was a broomstick sized hole in my ceiling... Seriously people, go to sleep!
To answer your question, we were having lots and lots of sex.
Love,
Annoying Upstairs Neighbors0 -
Hmmm, no one to write to. LOL0
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Dear Nick. I am an understanding person- more so than most girls you will meet. However, when you TEXT to tell me that you don't think we will work out because you are not in love with me after 4 or 5 dates, I have to say....I find you a bit....hmm...insane. Not to mention you going on about our relationship when we, again, have gone on 4 or 5 dates. Please clue me into when we started a relationship? I thought we were just getting to know one another...Apparently I missed something. Seriously, I feel like the pants are reversed when you look at gender stereotypes after that. Thanks for doing me a favor. Bye, bye!
Seriously...who in the world expects to be in love that quick?0 -
Dear you,
Please let me know what you want from me, and what I have to do to make this work out.
Sincerely0 -
Just what I needed!
Dear Dr. Aist and Iowa State University,
Thank you Greg for quitting without enough time for Iowa State to find a replacement for you. It is lovely to know that you can still be so irresponsible and inconsiderate at that professional level. Thank you Iowa State for then cancelling my computational linguistics course. I mean it's not like I am in my fifth year of grad school or anything. It's not like it was my last semester of classes before dissertation work. It's not like I haven't worked for three years to get through your highly inflexible set of course requirements. Thanks for putting me behind in my coursework and not even offering an apology.0 -
Dear Tortilla Chips, (from the breakroom table)
Why did you make me eat you today? Did you get me any closer to my goal? Now I have to work out longer to make up for it so I can still eat a decent dinner. Next time I will WALK AWAY!
Sincerely,
Chip on my shoulder0 -
Dear co-worker,
Why is it necessary for you to assume that I'm not working my scheduled hours on the weekend when I arrive 2.5-3 hours before you? I am only required to work 4 hours on Sundays so, yes, I do leave an hour after you get there but I've been there since 7!!! Also, thank you for going to my boss so that I have to try to explain the situation. And when I go to you to ask if there is anything bothering you about me you say, "no, it is just this place...I don't have any problem with you".
Thank you for not having any spine and trying to make me look bad! @sshole! You could be on fire in front of me and I wouldn't so much as pee on you to put you out!0 -
Dear co-worker,
Just because you hate your job and life in general, does not mean you need to spend hours a day whining at my desk. You're bumming me out and ruining my post holiday vacation buzz. I happen to like my job and my life so get lost and let me live in my utopia!0 -
Dear waitresses,
Stop writing everything so differently from one another, that we have to analyze every bill.
And stop writing 'no mayo' or 'no pork' on things that don't get mayo or pork.
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Dear Old Lady Upstairs,
I'm sick and tired of you yelling at me for what I eat when you sit on your *kitten* all day and chain smoke while eating ice cream and pasta with diabetes. I would like it very well if you would keep your nose out of what I eat when I've lost 30 pounds. K, thanks.0 -
Dear annoying upstairs neighbours,
I understand that our walls and floors are a bit on the thin side since it is an apartment complex and that I will hear you walking or even thump around a bit BUT, all hours of the night you sound like a pack of hippos doing a ballet.... Seriously.... What the hell are you doing up there at 3 am on a week night that sounds like that...?!?!? I have to wake up at 5 am for work every morning and really don't want to have to wake up to find a broomstick to pound on the ceiling... No wonder when I moved in there was a broomstick sized hole in my ceiling... Seriously people, go to sleep!
To answer your question, we were having lots and lots of sex.
Love,
Annoying Upstairs Neighbors
Are you my neighbours?!?0
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