Write to the person that annoyed you today!

Dear....
If it takes me longer to finish a task because I keep getting interupted with other important things, get over it! At least I am willing to finish the task instead of handing it off to someone else! You would think that is a desirable quality in someone, not a bad one!

Dear Practically Everyone who Walks Into My Bank,

I appreciate your business, more than you know. But if you're not on the person's account, don't ask for the person's account info! It's not yours! And when I tell you I can't give it to you, don't give me **** about it! And while you're at it, yes you do need to fill out a DEPOSIT SLIP to make a DEPOSIT. Fully. In its entirety. Yes, that means your full name. And address. And amount you're depositing. No, you can't abbreviate your city name- don't be lazy! And business owners, for Heaven's Sake, don't wait until Friday and deposit 80 frikin' bags into our night drop! We have **** to do in the morning, people, and especially after the weekend. Be considerate!!!

Love,

Your Friendly Neighborhood Teller

Dear Teller,

I hand you money, my atm card and my id, you do the rest. That's your job and partially the reason why your bank charges such
exorbitant fees.

Thank you.

Actually its not the tellers job. The customer really needs to fill our their own deposit slip(especially when dealing with cash) for their protection and the tellers. So they can't come back and say, I gave you this much and you only deposited this much or you put it in the wrong account and now I have overdraft fees etc.... Customers need to be responsible for their own money. Although I don't know why a deposit slip would require the customer to write out their address on it.....

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Dear spoiled brat,

Stop being being such a whinning baby. If you are not satisfied with your life do something about it.

Dear 9th graders....

If you are in my 8th period class, please decide to skip tomorrow! The end

Sincerely,

Teacher who already misses her vacay!

Dear Elderly Lady that Works Across the Hall:

Stop undressing me with your eyes.

Thanks.

Awww, let her have her thrills. :laugh:

Dear Fellow Citizens on the Road,

YIELD does NOT mean the same thing as STOP! Let's take a look.

Exhibit One: YIELD
Exhibit Two: STOP

See? Very different.

So please, PLEASE stop stopping at yield signs when there is obviously no one coming for miles!! Slow down and then PROCEED, for the love of all things holy, before I lose my front bumper!

Sincerely,

Your Fellow Driver :flowerforyou:

To whomever sext me TWICE last weekend ... wrong number. Seriously, dude.

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Dear Practically Everyone who Walks Into My Bank,

I appreciate your business, more than you know. But if you're not on the person's account, don't ask for the person's account info! It's not yours! And when I tell you I can't give it to you, don't give me **** about it! And while you're at it, yes you do need to fill out a DEPOSIT SLIP to make a DEPOSIT. Fully. In its entirety. Yes, that means your full name. And address. And amount you're depositing. No, you can't abbreviate your city name- don't be lazy! And business owners, for Heaven's Sake, don't wait until Friday and deposit 80 frikin' bags into our night drop! We have **** to do in the morning, people, and especially after the weekend. Be considerate!!!

Love,

Your Friendly Neighborhood Teller

Dear Teller,

I hand you money, my atm card and my id, you do the rest. That's your job and partially the reason why your bank charges such
exorbitant fees.

Thank you.

Actually its not the tellers job. The customer really needs to fill our their own deposit slip(especially when dealing with cash) for their protection and the tellers. So they can't come back and say, I gave you this much and you only deposited this much or you put it in the wrong account and now I have overdraft fees etc.... Customers need to be responsible for their own money. Although I don't know why a deposit slip would require the customer to write out their address on it.....

at my bank we are required to have at least a city and state, maybe not a full address... but it is because we are so large that if your name is bobby johnson, chances are that there are 5000 others of u in the same state.

i personally get tired of filling out slips ALL day so i just dont. mayeb a few, but seriously,,, for EVERYONE>?? and making the line wait? and then getting graded on wait time and secret shops... so meanwhile im pissing off the people waiting cuz someone cant fill out a slip at the deposit table.

then when they have 5 accts and say "just put it in my acct" and i pick the one that comes up first (primary) of course its wrong and they bounce checks and then its my fault too for filling it out with the wrong acct and i get bitc*d out for doing it wrong, all because it "my job"

the BANK charges the fees, not me and my small salary.

if you can WRITE, do it.

Really? Do you have to bring in all that junk when you NO my 2 week plan here? Plus it's 9:30 at night, I'm so tired of you patting your belly and saying "I need to lose weight, I'm getting fat." and then eat every time I turn around and it's not healthy food either... Ain't no one's fault but yours! Either suck it up or keep sucking it in!

Dear Gym Stalker Freak -

I'm not into dudes, especially extremely large, creepy dudes. I'm into my wife, who, unlike you is attractive and a woman. I do not care to re-enact any seen from Shawhank Redemption or other prison/forced romance scene or have you eyeballing me, my junk, or any part of the gym where I am working out. The only thing more repulsive than you and your constant walk-bys is the "sex club" t-shirt you wear every time you are at the gym. I don't wish you any ill, but if a dinosaur did reanimate and devour you up in one bit, I probably would not complain.

Later,
You Don't Need To Know My Name

LMAO.

I'm a nanny, so mine are going to be kid-related, hah. Sorry in advance!

1. Dear Boss,

I understand that you have a pretty flexible job that allows you to go into work at whatever hour you please. But please understand that if you decide to go in to work 5 hours later than you should, this means your children will want to play/hang out with you. Which results in me sitting there, on your couch, or cleaning your already clean house for 5 hours straight. If you aren't going to go into work at the normal time, let me know! I'd love to sleep in an extra hour or two. Or heck, spend those 5 hours cleaning MY not-already-clean house because by the time I'm home from work I'm just too damn tired. Also, in the event that your children come out of whatever room your in to do something else, and you hear the youngest one throwing a fit, PLEASE let me do my job! I can calm him down just as well as you can. This is what you hired me for.

2. Dear Little Man,

I know you're going through an awful time right now - turning 2 in a few months, and hitting those terrible twos with a vengeance. But for the love of all that's holy. Stop fighting me when I'm trying to change your crap-filled diaper. You get poop all over your parents ridiculously expensive off-white carpeting.

3. Dear Big Sister of Little Man,

YOUR BROTHER IS NOT AN INFANT ANY MORE. LET HIM FEED HIMSELF. LET HIM PLAY WITH HIS OWN TOY. LET HIM WALK AND STOP TRYING TO CARRY HIM.

That is all.

Dear husband:

STOP being so got damn negative about everything. You have a wife who loves you, 2 beautiful boys, you own your home and have a job...what the hell is so bad about your life? Put your big boy pants on and STFU! It's literally sucking the joy right out of my life. I barely want to answer the phone when you call and I dread listening to what you are gonna complain about next.

Sincerely,
your super annoyed wife!

Dear Bald, Philm hacking, CoWorker,

I really do not need to hear you whine all day about how much work you have to do and how much things have changed and how little the boss cares... I have my own problems and you don't see me bothering you with mine. ALSO, when you come into my cubicle and see me on the phone on a personal call, don't plop your big butt in my chair to wait for me to get off the phone because you want to use my phone for a call, because you can't hear on yours out on the floor. When you see I'm on the phone back the F out of my cubicle and get lost, because the world does not revolve around you. Also don't put your grimey little shoes up on my desk to retie your shoes, this is disgusting and I then have to wipe down the desk with disinfectant, you inconsiderant, snobby, egotistical, whiney *kitten* lil creep. Do the whole department a favor and retire.

Signed
Fed Up CoWorker