Write to the person that annoyed you today!

Dear Coworkers,

Just because you have no self control is unhappy and just freakin miserable with your life dont bring that crap around me! I'm so sick of you *****ing all day long crying about having no man, no money and cant lose weight. Get off you *kitten* and do something about it otherwise leave me the hell alone.

Dear Landlord,

Did you seriously not pay the water bill for months and now my water is cut off? You dont even live here.. Did you know that the water place isnt even open tomorrow? I hope you dont mind my using your house with water to shower! If you wernt on of my friends I would have moved along time ago!

Dear food-pushers (family *cough* mom, friends, acquaintances/co-workers),

STOP pushing food on me. I know, some of you care, some are just being "polite."

But no, means no, means f*cking NO! I don't get why you have to keep pushing, and shoving it in my face, or teasing me with it when I've said it a hundred times. And quit acting all offended. For whatever reason given, I've made my decision, so RESPECT it, dammit!

Sincerely,

Quietly Seething:grumble:

Dear co-worker who can't get over it:

It's not my fault that your son is a drug addict. It's also not my fault he got arrested and put in jail for it. And it's not my fault no one will hire him for it. I will not jepordize my job for your punk @$$ son. We have company polices and I won't break them for you no matter how much up in my business you get. He's a grown man and you are a grown @$$ woman! Get over it or quit and go to another compnay because here's a wake up call: NO ONE LIKES YOU HERE! You refuse to solve something as simple as putting paper in the printer. You just stand there and wait for someone to walk by, tell someone it's out, then walk away. Seriously? What if you run out of food at home? Wait outside and tell your neighbor? Think they will buy you your groceries? You would be the first to be eaten in a zombie apocalypse because you can't do a damn thing for yourself.

Dear Lazy Shopper,
I really appreciate the way you ALWAYS unload the shopping cart and LEAVE IT RIGHT WHERE YOU UNLOADED IT! Because of your selfishness everyone else must get out and move it so that they can park there. This is especially fun if its raining! There is also the probability that it may roll down the hill and dent someones elses brand new car that they worked so very hard to purchase. But you do not care at all. If someones cart rolled into your junker you would never know it because of the way you treat not only other peoples belongings but yours as well. You are such a selfish person that you cannot walk the 100 feet to the shopping cart corral and leave your cart where it is supposed to be left. Just imagine if EVERYONE left their cart where they unloaded it, then YOU would not have a place to park your piece of crap auto. The whole world does NOT revolve around you! The walk would really do you some good and may help eleviate the mega calories from the super size bags of potato chips, the cases of full calorie cokes and the sacks of candy bars you purchased with the food stamps obtained from the taxpayers. The only thing that is more pathetic than yourself is the way you justify this action by claiming you are helping the store provide work for some kid. Guess what...he or she would have this job without your stupidity.

BRAVO!

Dear toxic co-worker,

You are a ***** and a dumb one at that. In the 8 years I have been here you continually pick fights and have issues with your fellow co-workers. You bend the rules till they break, coming in late, leaving early, claiming to make up the time when you never do. You are quite possibly the worst receptionist on the face of the earth. You continually through out the day wander from the front desk, put the phone on back ring for the whole office to answer while you F off. One time you were literally on a personal call at the front desk for 3 hours..yep 3 hours no exaggeration. And how about video chatting or getting dozens of texts messages a day with out your phone on silent....I just love hearing the ddding ddding go off every 3 minutes. And let's talk about your habit of spraying perfume at the front desk even though you have been told NUMEROUS times it bothers your co-workers. Here's a good one......one time you got to work at 9 (you're supposed to start at 8:30) and gave notice that you work leaving for a 9 day vacation at noon. Seriously...I'm not making this s**t up. This person truly does exist. Through the 8 years there have been many drama's, car stolen.....twice, child abduction, brain tumor, jury duty...without any proof of having shown up at court..too many things to mention. Undoubtably the worst employee!!!!!!!

On a side note - management sucks for allowing this to go on.

Thanks for letting me rant! I feel better now!

Dear occasional colleague,

It's so thoughtful of you to take the time to be unhelpful, lazy & incompetent, and not bother with excuses or to hide it from your co-workers or even your own boss, just to make me look absolutely awesome in comparison. :flowerforyou:

Your generosity in this regard is overwhelming, especially as there are job cuts on the way, but really there's no need, you can stop now.

Thanks

Dear Coworker,
yes, I do eat for the millionth time. yes i still do have 20 pounds to lose. No I am not anorexic! Stop asking daily!!!!
Smooches,
Me

YES!!!!!!

dear Lady that lives below me,
Stop making your nasty fish, and pig feet because its stinking up my laundry room..
K Thanks.

Mariana

Dear husband,

Avoiding me and the kids for your stupid game is going to cause me to get pissed off, and you know what that's like. Last week before you got that game, you were all over me and showed me all kind of attention so much that I felt like a teenager again, I feel like you are cheating on me with Starwars. Me and Starwars are about to fight, just saying!

Love,
Me!

Bahahaha!!!! My fiance is obsessed with that game too.