Write to the person that annoyed you today!

Hmmm, no one to write to. LOL

Same here! Got out of that one! Yes!!!!!!

Dear people of my school,
I want to kill you all.

Yikes, are you sure you wanna post that on a public forum. You might want to edit that.

She is joking I am sure. Unless she actually follows through or names specific people she is fine people get frustrated that is what the post is for.

damn double post

hey stupid coworker,
for someone who spent 9+ years in college to work at a "place" instead of their own private office- you are retarded! (no offense to the truly retarded) how many times do you have to watch the how-to video while you are supposed to be doing the "real" procedure?
I know you have been looking at the video for nearly 2 months, you made us watch it twice now and you still do not know what you are doing chairside. I can tell you exactly every step....even did so and you still questioned it and felt like you needed to watch the how-to video again...WTF WTF>>>WTFFFFFFF??????ARRRGGGGHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh........... how can you have a high paying professional position and be so stupid? again...how can you have a high paying position and be so stupid? again,,,how can u have a high paying professional position and be so stupid? that was special for you since you have the special need to repeat things multiple times in order to comprehend special instructions. hahahahahahaaa you are one pathetically sad individual.
I really need a job that I can do my magic at. I love what I do. You know I am GOOOD at it. But , you drag me down. I build patients up, you show up and ruin it with your everything. I've tried.... tried... and tried... you can't do your part. You fail. We try again...you fail... What more is there? AAAAGGGGGHHHHhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa..........

Dear Mother of my foster children.
STOP HAVING BABIES!!! You are 24 and have 5 babies & 5 baby daddies...none of which want anything to do with you. You can deny that 5th baby all you want, but we all know that is why you quit coming to visits with your 4 children because you wanted to hide the fact that you were pregnant with your 5th...same reason why you moved 3 hours north and went into hiding....why you will only 'appear' to court via phone conference...because you are trying to hold onto this one even though we all know it would be better for the baby if you put it up for adoption. Your parental rights will get stripped from you no matter how much you cry and bawl over the phone to the judge and try to point fingers at us. We are not trying to 'STEAL' your children.... we did not get into this to adopt children but when you get 2 beautiful children who's mom is a POS, you end up loving them and wanting to give them a good home. They have lived with us over 3 years (ages 4-9) and will tell you straight up that they want to be adopted by us.
NO...I WILL NOT AGREE TO ALLOW YOU TO SEE THEM if you sign over your parental rights. Either way...it is happening. Don't you realize that you have done enough damage to these children and that my now 6 yr old only stopped pissing in the corner of his room, hitting EVERYONE everytime something didn't go his way AFTER he stopped seeing you. You are TOXIC to him because he so desperately wanted your attention, yet you only gave it to the oldest and youngest. He was too young to remember the abuse, being left strapped in his carseat in an empty apartment while the neighbors had to break in to feed and change him. He does not remember having to live in a car, move from place to place following men and drugs. The 9 yr old who does remember stated that he would probably be dead if still living with you. The 4 yr old was 5 months the last time that she lived with you. Luckily she does not have any real memories of you, but she does have 'issues' still from being neglected those 1st 5 months...for always being strapped in a carseat. She has attachment issues that will take YEARS to undo the damage.
NO, I WILL NOT BREAK COURT ORDER to give them messages that you love them!! If you have a problem with it, take it up with the judge. It was decided in a court of law that it was in the best interest of the children to suspend ALL CONTACT with you for a reason!!!
Signed:
3/5 of your children's pre-adoptive mother.

Dear upstairs tenants,

I know I live below you and am a fairly late-night person myself but I have to drive 3 hours tomorrow starting at 8am and I'd like to go to bed! Could you please turn down your TV? I'm so tired of complaining about your noise almost every day! I'm sorry you work weird shifts, find a different job, or move to a house where you have no direct neighbors! Just like the last 2 tenants before you, I will evict you if you don't start keeping it down!

Your landlady!

Dear Husband,

Please explain to me why when I was doing dishes this morning I noticed LIVE CRICKETS on the shelf above the sink! I HATE BUGS. YOU KNOW THIS. And what in the hell made you think that leaving them in my KITCHEN was appropriate?! If you can't figure out the proper place to put their food, I'm going to introduce your frogs to Craigs List.

Sincerely,
Uber Pissed Wife

LMMFAO!!!!! I have toads and their "food" same as yours gets out of the tank all the time...woke up on night with a cricket on me...I jumped up screaming and then my hubby started laughing at me telling me I had crotch crickets:) smile...at least you don't have those:laugh: :bigsmile:

Dear sister-in-law, mother-in-law and father-in-law,

Have you ever considered that my reactions and actions are a flow on effect from yours? Have you ever considered that it might be you who is the problem here, not someone else?

It would be really appreciated if you could stop making assumptions and keep your opinions to yourself. You might think you know what's going on, but you only know about one third of the story. You say you never take sides but you always do.

I see how you are all blinded by your own opinions and that you will never change. I only hope one day you will be able to take the blindfolds off and learn to expand your narrow minds. In the meantime, if you have a problem, try telling someone who cares.

OMG...^^ this....word for freakin word! lol!!!!

Dear Bratty Eigth Graders,

I am sick and tired of you talking while I am talking. I am also tired of you asking me if you need your book today after I have told you numerous times that you will need your book everyday through the end of January. Tooken, I seen, ain't, sleeped, ect. are either not words, or are being used incorrectly. If you have nothing of value to contribute to our daily learning environment, or all you have to say are derragatory remarks about your peers, then shut your little traps! No, I will not accept your late work or give you extra credit. No, I will not explain why you need to move to another desk, when you know very well that sitting where you are is causing a disruption. I am sick and tired of how you all take for granted the fact that you live in a free country where you do not have to pay for your education. Oh, and for God sakes bring a freakin' pen, it's an English class, we will be writing!
Signed,
Your disgruntled teacher (A.K.A. Babysitter)

Dear Exboyfriend,

Just because I block you from my phone, does not mean it's ok to call me private from your girlfriends phone because you need money. Just you wait till I figure out her number and I will block that one too. Just sayin.

Sincerely,
Door mat

Dear hot eye candy.
It would be nice if you showed up everyday and batted your eye lashes at me, but alas that is not your plan. Instead i am graced with some of the funkyest funk that even george clinton wouldnt approve!
You dont gotta bring the funk!

Dear mothers of obnoxious boys at dinner,
Just because your child says "excuse me" doesn't mean your child is polite.
*YELLING*
"ExcuseMeWaiterINeedExtraRanch, ExcuseMeWaiterIWantMore, ExcuseMeWaiterGiveMeSomeSoup......."
Please teach them that after you INTERRUPT someone, it is polite for them to ACKNOWLEDGE you before you continue to be rude!
Oh, and I know it's the mountains, but dirty sweats, ugh boots and a flannel probably ISN'T the most flattering thing on you...even IF they DID match.

Sincerely,
Thanks for bothering the ENTIRE restaurant

Dear Rae,

Why do you break your own heart?

Sincerely,
Rae

Dear boy who only wants to sleep with me,

Stop saying that you are a nice person that wants to date me. Obviously your reputation speaks for itself, and by sleeping with an ungodly amount of people the whole two years that I've known you is NOT going to make me want to be with you. You are NOT hot ****, nor are you worth my time. Stop trying to fill my head with the fact that you've "changed" and want to be a "better person". You are a low life sack of **** and even if I did decide to have sex with you, we both know that you wouldn't even think about talking to me ever again. I'm a classy, respectable person and I don't want or deserve ANYTHING you have to offer. Get the hint.

Sincerely,

The girl who will NEVER sleep with you.

Dear (well too many of them to list),
I asked a question of what a turnip taste like, "Ewww" is not the answer I was looking for. "Gross" was not either. I'm sure you who said that, never tried one and is just like I have been saying "Gross" or "EW" to something that you were always told was gross without trying it for yourself. You can't possibly think something is "EWW" unless you have tasted it, I know 2 of you have never tried them, because 2 of you think anything that is "Healthy" is "EWW" serioulsy? And I am taking everything to far? Please!!! Sorry if me wanting to try new things and get myself on a healthy life style is taking things to far to you. It's about me, not you anyway ...

Sincerely,
The one you were talking about by going to far

For the record, I love turnips!