What's your favorite movie quote?

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  • calvert6183
    calvert6183 Posts: 539 Member
    "The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."
  • "Oh my God. You punched the highlights outta her hair. He punched the highlights outta her hair!"

    (Scott Pilgrim v.s. The World)
  • I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Apocalypse Now
  • tikanique
    tikanique Posts: 54 Member
    It's a tie for me

    "I'm your huckleberry" and "You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all!"

    Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone.

    CLASSIC!!!!
  • annabellj
    annabellj Posts: 1,337 Member
    "Tomorrow is another day" - Scarlett O'Hara in GWTW
    my favorite!
  • StevLL
    StevLL Posts: 921 Member
    Hurts like hell,..Don't it? Sam Elliot in Roadhouse and just about every line from Princess Bride.
  • Laceylala
    Laceylala Posts: 3,094 Member
    I have two, they both come from Boondock Saints. Both are super explicit, super bloody and if you don't have a sick sense of humor, don't watch.

    The first is "Is It Dead" around the last ten seconds of this clip, but you have to watch the whole thing:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr9M7-s6ToA


    And the second is the whole "what the F...." scene near the end of this clip:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNf4vOqNr1Y



    And if you are talking about some of the funniest scenes, there is always this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=774JiSMWdQQ
  • From the moment we enter this live we are in the flow of it. We measure it and We mock it, but we cannot defy it. We cannot even speed it up or slow it down. Or can we? Have we not each experienced the sensation that a beautiful moment seemed to pass to quickly, and wished that we could make it linger? Or felt time slow on a dull day, and wished that we could speed things up a bit?
    From The Illusionist

    What will you do with your one crazy life?
    From Fight Club

    Ain't go no gas in it!
    From Sling Blade
  • kellyjamespro
    kellyjamespro Posts: 88 Member
    This ish is chess it ain't checkers -- Training Day - Denzel Washington
  • bored4long
    bored4long Posts: 29 Member
    I didn't go through all the replies before mine, so don't know if anyone else has put this one in:

    "37"
    "In a row?!"

    If you don't know what its from, you probably wouldn't appreciate the movie... :tongue:
  • capaxinfiniti
    capaxinfiniti Posts: 367 Member
    "Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."


    Airplane! Best movie ever :)
  • capaxinfiniti
    capaxinfiniti Posts: 367 Member
    I didn't go through all the replies before mine, so don't know if anyone else has put this one in:

    "37"
    "In a row?!"

    If you don't know what its from, you probably wouldn't appreciate the movie... :tongue:

    I love Clerks :)
  • bored4long
    bored4long Posts: 29 Member
    "Yoo hoo! I'll make ya famous." - Emilio Estevez as Billy the Kid
    Most excellent quote! I've always loved this one. Thanks for reminding me!
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    Damn it, Janet!

    Its playing in the background right now LOL.
  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
    Every man dies, not every man really lives - Braveheart

    Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and a good thing never dies - Shawshank Redemption
  • bored4long
    bored4long Posts: 29 Member
    AND THIS!
    WillFerrell.jpg

    BEST MOVIE EVER!!

    Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.


    (on the phone) Buddy: Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?

    Gimbel's Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas?
    Buddy: Don't tell him what you want, he's a liar!
    Gimbel's Santa: Let the kid talk.
    Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself!
    Gimbel's Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.
    Buddy: YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!

    OMG. I LOOOVE Elf! By far Will Farrell's best movie. Here is my favorite quote from Elf. I say adaptations of this quote all the time.

    Emily: You like sugar, huh?
    Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup?
    Emily: Yes.
    Buddy: Then YES!
  • roleypoleycoley
    roleypoleycoley Posts: 8 Member
    We're women pretending to be men pretending to be women. -Connie and Carla

    Dorothy: Lorelei the old boy is not about to let you commit matrimony with his son, I think he'd rather shove him down an elevator shaft. - Gentlemen prefer Blondes
  • lookpretty
    lookpretty Posts: 276 Member
    julia robert, it had been so long since she prayed she wanted to start out with "im a big fan of your work"
  • Duke Henry: "I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shael, Lord of the Northlands, and leader of its peoples."
    Ash: "Well hello, Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and *kitten*. And Jack left town."

    Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness
  • trooper605
    trooper605 Posts: 31 Member
    (The Hangover) Come over here pretty boy.....not you fat Jesus....slide it on back

    (Madagascar II) Its gonna take 6 ta 8 hours......68 hours?......No, 6 to 8 hours.....

    (Heartbreak Ridge) The Marines are looking for a few good men......unfortunately you aint it.......

    (Office Space) Were gonna get rid of Michael Bolton and Simir Naga....Naga....not gonna work here anymore

    (DemolitionMan) We're police officers, we're not trained for this kind of violence.....
  • trooper605
    trooper605 Posts: 31 Member
    and my most favorite......Billy madison:........................Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
  • stayxtrue
    stayxtrue Posts: 1,186 Member
    Joe Dirt: Keep on, keepin' on

    Joe Dirt: Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's *kitten* I'd take a bite.
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    These aren't favorite, as in wonderful quotes.... but my family and I end up saying these a lot.

    Now THAT was Julie! (Rocket Man)

    It's working! It's working! (Star Wars)

    Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. (Legally Blonde)

    Not a quote, but we do this one a lot.... The "Bend and Snap"! (Legally Blonde)
  • PrincessLou71186
    PrincessLou71186 Posts: 741 Member
    "It ain't over till the fat lady sings." Will Smith - Independence Day
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    "You got knocked the *kitten* out!"
    Friday

    tied with

    "Open your throat, relax the jaw, don't forget to cup the balls."
    Super Troopers
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    "there is a difference between us. We both stared into the abyss--but when looked back a you...YOU blinked."

    Anyone able to identify?
  • Maryjaneshoes
    Maryjaneshoes Posts: 169 Member
    'yeah, whatever. Whatever the f--- ever.' Training Day
    ALSO from that movie, 'This sh--'s chess, man, it ain't checkers.'
  • speedyf
    speedyf Posts: 1,571 Member
    Field of Dreams

    "Hey! Is this heaven?"
    - "No, it's Iowa."

    " If you build it, he will come."
  • It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.... hit it!
    The Blues Brothers
  • "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I don't know"


    -Groucho Marx
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