BOOB WEIGHT!

DatEpicChick
DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
edited October 2024 in Motivation and Support
I THINK THAT IF EACH BOOB WEIGHS 9 POUNDS, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SAY I AM 18 POUNDS LIGHTER THAN WHAT THE SCALE SAYS!!!!!!!

......my husband agrees... boob weight should count against us ladies.
<3

So weigh your boobs! It will be the sexiest 10 pounds you've ever "LOST"
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  • MrsDrake678
    MrsDrake678 Posts: 90 Member
    lol LOVE IT! I seriously could lose a lot if I took the weight of these tatas off my total!
  • snookumss
    snookumss Posts: 1,451 Member
    ummm I think I am supposed to know this, but....
    ... how do you weigh a boob?
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    I had my husband hold my boobs up (he didn't complain) while I weighed myself to see what the difference was.

    Apparently I have only 6 pounds of tata.
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    I doubt your boobs weigh 5 pounds a piece unless you're sporting some Double Js.
  • teamlangston
    teamlangston Posts: 25 Member
    ummm I think I am supposed to know this, but....
    ... how do you weigh a boob?

    why put your scale on the bathroom counter and flop one puppy at a time on there...of course :wink:
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    hahaha. i did the same with my husband. just have someone you love hold up your tata for you after you initially weight yourself. it's a wonderful feeling. =]
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    ummm I think I am supposed to know this, but....
    ... how do you weigh a boob?

    why put your scale on the bathroom counter and flop one puppy at a time on there...of course :wink:

    i think my husband almost died laughing at seeing this....
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    I doubt your boobs weigh 5 pounds a piece unless you're sporting some Double Js.

    boobs are heavy. >.<
  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
    hahaha. i did the same with my husband. just have someone you love hold up your tata for you after you initially weight yourself. it's a wonderful feeling. =]

    Seriously? LOL
  • elvamp
    elvamp Posts: 3
    so agree!
  • julz5150
    julz5150 Posts: 25 Member
    very heavy mine were about 8 lbs
  • w3nch
    w3nch Posts: 23 Member
    Funny!
    Thanks for the laugh :laugh:
  • teamlangston
    teamlangston Posts: 25 Member
    I have literally made my husband hold mine up, MANY times during pregnancy, just so I could ask "How would YOU like having to carry these around all of the time?" I was a 32B/C in high school. I am now a 42DDD!! I have talked about getting a breast reduction, but my husband says that that would just be me being selfish :tongue:
  • Smarternow
    Smarternow Posts: 26
    I THINK THAT IF EACH BOOB WEIGHS 9 POUNDS, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SAY I AM 18 POUNDS LIGHTER THAN WHAT THE SCALE SAYS!!!!!!!

    I totally agree, I'm a 14DD, and I've been big since about 11yrs old...... So they should count for something in the weight loss game!! Hehehe
  • greg331
    greg331 Posts: 38
    I love MFP! Oh what a man can learn...
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    hahaha. i did the same with my husband. just have someone you love hold up your tata for you after you initially weight yourself. it's a wonderful feeling. =]

    I will gladly help any lady in the Orlando area conduct this experiment. For science of course!
  • gunmetalsunrise
    gunmetalsunrise Posts: 131
    I'm going to be really curious as to how much boob I'm going to get rid of when I get my reduction. And then possibly do a little jig. Possible the easiest <10 lbs. I ever lost! Hahaha.
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
    I was actually talking about this exact thing with a friend of mine the other day. I agree, boob weight should be deducted from total weight.
  • munchkinhugs
    munchkinhugs Posts: 278 Member
    ummm I think I am supposed to know this, but....
    ... how do you weigh a boob?

    EXACTLY what I was thinking!
  • Virginia90
    Virginia90 Posts: 317 Member
    Ha! I don't think I'll do this...I'm sporting I's...
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    I doubt your boobs weigh 5 pounds a piece unless you're sporting some Double Js.

    boobs are heavy. >.<

    Well ****. I guess they don't feel so heavy when you're lifting up something so fun. :P
  • DayumStraightIAmEllie
    DayumStraightIAmEllie Posts: 160 Member
    I am speechless...i never would have guessed...
  • mrsweigl
    mrsweigl Posts: 198 Member
    hahahaha this is hilarious, off to go weigh in my 34DDs :-P
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    There should be a percentage of the 'BUTT' weight we can subtract as well.
    I mean, men like butts and men like boobs... so we should catch a break on both??

    ...is that too much to ASK!?
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
    I'm now wondering how much a penis weighs... LOL. Um, wait... I think a penis' weight would fluctuate a good bit...
  • beautyreaps
    beautyreaps Posts: 151
    I never even thought of that! I wonder how many others saw this and thought, "I'm going to weigh mine and deduct them from my weight", hahah. I'd like to deduct mine from my Body Fat % total. That'd probably get me right to my goal percentage :P
  • BrooklynBeast
    BrooklynBeast Posts: 44
    So let me get this straight... Only women should get a weight reduction for boobs? What about those guys with Man Boobs? Oh, wait, never mind.
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    ...i dont think men with man boobs want to deduct them... but that's just my thought on that topic.... =]
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    So let me get this straight... Only women should get a weight reduction for boobs? What about those guys with Man Boobs? Oh, wait, never mind.

    I weighed my moobs actually, and they're nowhere near small, and didn't weigh much. Which is why I was surprised by how much women's weigh. I guess all that mammary is a lot denser than my loose skin and fat.
  • Divamomma
    Divamomma Posts: 66 Member
    LoL this is great :) I Gotta Go find out Lol:)
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