What are your best comebacks?
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This pretty much works for any insult:
"yeah, I remember my first beer"0 -
"I know you are, but what am I?"
Juvenile comments require a juvenile response0 -
I give "the look."
lol, that's what I do.
my come backs usually don't come to me until after they leave0 -
I also like calling someone a "fu%ktard" if they say something stupid or are being an *kitten*0
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"You sure you boys wanna ride that train?"(Hancock-jail scene) "Tell em I'm coming and hell is coming with me!" (Tombstone)0
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9 years of doing stand up and dealing with hecklers has me well prepared.
"Why don't YOU shutup!"
Seriously though just be cold and merciless:
"Would you just die already?"
"Why do you think I care about what you're saying?"
"Hey that's great! Bye!"
"Your parents failed."
"OH NOW I see why you're such a miserable person!"
The really cruel ones I save for myself. Worst I've ever heard in my life was from Patton Oswalt at a show. I can't even begin to repeat it here...0 -
Oh, I'm fond of "...and the horse you rode in one," too0
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End yourself.0
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I don't have any, because I don't need any.
Nobody'd dare unless through the safety and anonymity of a phone, text or computer.0 -
To my kids, "this is my world and you're lucky I'm letting you breath my air"
To everyone else, I pretty much work with what I get thrown at me, I'm pretty creative when I get around friends or enemies.0 -
I also like calling someone a "fu%ktard" if they say something stupid or are being an *kitten*
That's a personal favourite of mine too. The OH and I regularly use that for tender moments (like today when I had to come home as he left the door unlocked ;-))0 -
Why don't I call H E L L and have satan pull that fork out your *kitten*!0
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My personal favorite is "You're one shot your momma should haven taken to the mouth!"0
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***notes all these genius comebacks and can't wait for the chance to use one***
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Do tell!0
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The best come back is to ignore the ignorant fcuwit.
Never show weakness! :smokin:0 -
NA NA NA NA BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO0
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"whatever, freak!"
"You're just creepy"
"You make me want to rip my vagina out, stomp on it and put it out of it's misery, you worthless piece of *kitten*."
I have more but these are my faves.0 -
"You make me want to rip my vagina out, stomp on it and put it out of it's misery, you worthless piece of *kitten*."
Best. one. Yet.0
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