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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081014061927AAAf34i

5-7Calories! You're safe!!

My friend has recently started a relationship ya know its "new" and she hasnt changed anything her her lifestyle except the extra sex.......she's lost 30 pounds in 3 months.

The Act of Insertion
If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories
If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories

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Satisfying Partner (organ size)
Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside.
Normal size 22 calories
Oversize 15 calories
Tremendous 8 calories
Teensy-weensy 163 calories

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Positions
Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) 20 calories
Woman on top, man on bottom
(Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.) 25 calories
From the rear (Mysterious variation) 40 1/2 calories
Standing: Both partners of equal height 18 calories
Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man 90 calories
While in traction
(very useful during ski season) 124 calories

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Locations
On a bar stool 20 calories
Rear of a Honda Civic 38 calories
In a phone booth, standing 14 calories
In a phone booth, lying down 274 calories
On an airliner, aisle seat 24 calories
On an airliner, middle seat 42 calories
On an airliner, window seat 30 calories
On an airliner, in the lavatory 100 calories

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Possible Side Effects of Intercourse
Bouncing 7 calories
Sliding around 9 calories
Serious Skidding 12 calories
Full cartwheel 20 calories
Whiplash 27 calories
Knee burn 6 calories
Chafed elbows 5 calories
Chafed nose 11 calories

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Sex Related Noises
Short gasps (per gasp) 3 calories
Wheezing 5 calories
Squeals 4 calories
Ecstatic moaning 11 calories
Low growling 8 calories
Squishing 10 calories
Shouting 16 calories
Screaming 18 calories
Urgent begging 22 calories
Any short speech giving partner directions
("Please don't stop," "Faster," "Just a little more" are common examples.) 25 calories
Orgasm
Real 27 calories
Faked 160 calories
Premature Ejaculation*
During insertion 2 calories
During intercourse
(Approximately. 2 sec's or 3 thrusts after insertion, whichever comes first.) 5 calories
During foreplay 3 calories
Immature ejaculation
(Similar to premature ejaculation except male acts childish and throws a tantrum.) 4 calories

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Consequences of Premature Ejaculation
Even if you have a good heart, it takes much understanding not to feel like a victim when your partner climaxes after 3 sec's of intensive sex, especially if he immediately sits up to watch the football on tv.

For Women
Frustration 8 calories
Anger 15 calories
Violent mood swing 20 calories
Surpressing rage 25 calories
Not surpressing anger
(In extreme cases, this can include cursing, nose tweaks, and gently massaging partner's head with a tire iron.) 65 calories
For Men:
Cursing 10 calories
Apologising 3 calories
Snivelling 5 calories
Pleading for mercy 8 calories
Begging for another chance
15 calories

heres the full list http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/FearAnLoathing/view/calories-burned-during-sex-192594

Tried it out last night and my HRM said I have burned 193 calories :blushing:

You'll have to let us know. If you're spending that kind of rigorous time in the bedroom, the better question might be, why is it taking so long to get to the finish line for the two of you? I mean, if that's the case, make a standing sex date with him three times a week and skip the dang workout!

Tried it out last night and my HRM said I have burned 193 calories :blushing:

WooHoo!! I'm with slay0r...how long?

Oh I do apologise it was a question in the best possible taste I was interested in it this can actually be classed as exercise can u shed any light on this as staff?

You're assuming that the mods have sex lives ?

I know gals that breastfeed add negative calories to compensate for what was expressed. Should the guys do that too, in this case?

and would you track the protein on the food tracker?

I say wear nothing but a heart rate monitor and log it!! :laugh:

I think you're grasping at straws. Instead of worrying about nominal calorie burns, how about you focus instead on working out?

I've never heard of anyone banging their way into a bangin' body - have you? No. But you hear of LOTS of people running, lifting, and even Tae Bo'ing their way into a bangin' body.