BOOB WEIGHT!

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  • michelerich77
    michelerich77 Posts: 38 Member
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    LOL my Boobs are too small to weight!! I think I would have to bring the scale to them!!! Im a PEAR.. small top, BIG BUM! lol..
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
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    LOL my Boobs are too small to weight!! I think I would have to bring the scale to them!!! Im a PEAR.. small top, BIG BUM! lol..


    Nothing wrong with a big bum, honey! :D
  • luvinmytwins
    luvinmytwins Posts: 12
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    HAHAHA! Ok, this is the funniest thread yet! The water displacement method is the most accurate way to weigh a boob. Fill a bowl (or bucket if you have mega boobs) to the brim with water... weigh the water and bucket (1Litre= 1Kg)... Place boob in the water... it will spill out of course (the water, not your boob) so you may want to do this in the garden (plus your neighbors will doubtless be curious and want to be your friend).. Ok, so now you have a wet boob and a bucket with less water.... re-weigh the water and bowl/bucket... subtract that eight from the full weight, and TATA!!! that is the weight of your boob... Multiply by 2, or repeat with your dry boob for more accuracy... There you have it. Your boobs. Awesome. Men, you may like to try this with your tackle, meat and potatoes, you get what I mean.... Go ahead people, try it out, it's perfectly normal right?
    Am I the only one that wants to try this now (not the garden part - my neighbors are slightly scuzzy - but the bowl and water thing)?
    More out of curiosity than anything else.

    Um, yes I do. Dammit, I don't have a scale at home and I'm pretty sure they frown on nudity at work.

    So I decide to do this method, should the water be cold, warm or hot?
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
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    HAHAHA! Ok, this is the funniest thread yet! The water displacement method is the most accurate way to weigh a boob. Fill a bowl (or bucket if you have mega boobs) to the brim with water... weigh the water and bucket (1Litre= 1Kg)... Place boob in the water... it will spill out of course (the water, not your boob) so you may want to do this in the garden (plus your neighbors will doubtless be curious and want to be your friend).. Ok, so now you have a wet boob and a bucket with less water.... re-weigh the water and bowl/bucket... subtract that eight from the full weight, and TATA!!! that is the weight of your boob... Multiply by 2, or repeat with your dry boob for more accuracy... There you have it. Your boobs. Awesome. Men, you may like to try this with your tackle, meat and potatoes, you get what I mean.... Go ahead people, try it out, it's perfectly normal right?
    Am I the only one that wants to try this now (not the garden part - my neighbors are slightly scuzzy - but the bowl and water thing)?
    More out of curiosity than anything else.

    Um, yes I do. Dammit, I don't have a scale at home and I'm pretty sure they frown on nudity at work.

    So I decide to do this method, should the water be cold, warm or hot?

    I would go with warm! Cold...BRRRRRRR Hot....OUCH
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    I'll stand behind my Wife tonight and hold them but lift them one at a time to this song...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w
  • PetitePerfection
    PetitePerfection Posts: 199 Member
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    There should be a percentage of the 'BUTT' weight we can subtract as well.
    I mean, men like butts and men like boobs... so we should catch a break on both??

    ...is that too much to ASK!?
    Hair too! If I shaved my head I'd lose like 8lbs!!! Boobs butt and hair combined?! damn I'd be like100lbs!
  • enigrebua
    enigrebua Posts: 113 Member
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    I bet my boobs only weigh a couple of pounds each...they're pretty average-sized.
  • DakotaKeogh
    DakotaKeogh Posts: 693 Member
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    But, you didn't lose them. They're part of you and your weight.
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
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    i would like to have mine weighed... i think i would lose a good 10lbs...
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    i just want to help someone with this. for science.
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
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    i just want to help someone with this. for science.

    first we skate, then we make scientific experiments.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    i just want to help someone with this. for science.

    first we skate, then we make scientific experiments.
    Deal! :drinker:
  • AliDarling
    AliDarling Posts: 373
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    i wish mine weighed 9 lbs each lol
  • AlSalzman
    AlSalzman Posts: 296 Member
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    Where's the balls thread?
    The forum Mod Squad would doom that thread from the jump.
  • BeautyFromPain
    BeautyFromPain Posts: 4,952 Member
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    bump
  • munkeyfunk
    munkeyfunk Posts: 141 Member
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    Where's the balls thread?
    The forum Mod Squad would doom that thread from the jump.
    lol
  • Betsiz17
    Betsiz17 Posts: 95 Member
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    Thanks for the morning smile :glasses:
  • brutiful
    brutiful Posts: 12
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    hilarious! i'm SO doing this when i get home tonight (i'm thinking the counter + scale method would be more accurate?)
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
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    Where's the balls thread?
    The forum Mod Squad would doom that thread from the jump.


    LOL You know it's true!
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
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    Why are there no pictures of boobs in here?

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