BOOB WEIGHT!

Ambamm77

This thread inspired me to weigh my nuts while I was out for lunch.

The guy behind the counter at the deli was not amused.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ephena

My girlfriends and I have often complained of boob weight. I might have to try weighing them when I get home tonight, wonder which one of my guy friends would be willing to help with the experiment?

maab_connor

Uhhh....OK. If it makes a difference to you then I say go for it. Just remember they are still attached.

But they are SEXILIY attached.
Let me put it this way, would you want your woman to lose her love handles? or her boobs?
EXACTLY.
Boobs should be exempt, because they are AWESOME!

they are their own super power.

Z_I_L_L_A

I just thought of something, the number of women weighing their boobs today. Boob weighing sign counter 1024,1025,1026,1027...... Its an uprising against the tatas.:sad:

juleseybaby

this thread!

Much needed laugh.

And I WILL be checking this boob weight thing out tonight.

I think we should start a 'boob registry'. This way we can determine if some boobs are more dense. Perhaps my G's don't weigh as much as someone else's G's or vice versa. :bigsmile:

For_the_Last_Time

Now the big question.... Should a make a separate ticker for the boobs?

marnijojo

this thread!

Much needed laugh.

And I WILL be checking this boob weight thing out tonight.

I think we should start a 'boob registry'. This way we can determine if some boobs are more dense. Perhaps my G's don't weigh as much as someone else's G's or vice versa. :bigsmile:

Yea, now I can justify reading this at work....This sounds like an interesting topic for a research grant, and since I AM a grant writer.....

juliapurpletoes

so I woke in the middle of the night couldn't sleep and read this LOL-LOL!

This afternoon I did weigh me or them I should say with the hubbs help.....6 pounds.......but since they are implants I can really deduct them...right?.....afterall they are not really mine anyway!

I'll go back and read the pages I've skipped to find out how we are treating the whole implant issue - and it better be nicely!

juleseybaby

I think we should start a 'boob registry'. This way we can determine if some boobs are more dense. Perhaps my G's don't weigh as much as someone else's G's or vice versa. :bigsmile:

Yea, now I can justify reading this at work....This sounds like an interesting topic for a research grant, and since I AM a grant writer.....

:laugh: SWEET! Whaddya need from us? Word or Excel? JPG or PNG on the pics? I am all for helping out with the research.

rebecca_florida

The water displacement method is the most accurate way to weigh a boob. Fill a bowl (or bucket if you have mega boobs) to the brim with water... weigh the water and bucket (1Litre= 1Kg)... Place boob in the water... it will spill out of course (the water, not your boob) so you may want to do this in the garden (plus your neighbors will doubtless be curious and want to be your friend).. Ok, so now you have a wet boob and a bucket with less water.... re-weigh the water and bowl/bucket... subtract that eight from the full weight, and TATA!!! that is the weight of your boob...

Ok, you got me. I was just silently chuckling to myself until I read this and let loose with an all-out guffaw! :laugh:

michelerich77

LOL my Boobs are too small to weight!! I think I would have to bring the scale to them!!! Im a PEAR.. small top, BIG BUM! lol..

Shannon2714

LOL my Boobs are too small to weight!! I think I would have to bring the scale to them!!! Im a PEAR.. small top, BIG BUM! lol..

Nothing wrong with a big bum, honey!

luvinmytwins

HAHAHA! Ok, this is the funniest thread yet! The water displacement method is the most accurate way to weigh a boob. Fill a bowl (or bucket if you have mega boobs) to the brim with water... weigh the water and bucket (1Litre= 1Kg)... Place boob in the water... it will spill out of course (the water, not your boob) so you may want to do this in the garden (plus your neighbors will doubtless be curious and want to be your friend).. Ok, so now you have a wet boob and a bucket with less water.... re-weigh the water and bowl/bucket... subtract that eight from the full weight, and TATA!!! that is the weight of your boob... Multiply by 2, or repeat with your dry boob for more accuracy... There you have it. Your boobs. Awesome. Men, you may like to try this with your tackle, meat and potatoes, you get what I mean.... Go ahead people, try it out, it's perfectly normal right?

Am I the only one that wants to try this now (not the garden part - my neighbors are slightly scuzzy - but the bowl and water thing)?
More out of curiosity than anything else.

Um, yes I do. Dammit, I don't have a scale at home and I'm pretty sure they frown on nudity at work.

So I decide to do this method, should the water be cold, warm or hot?

Shannon2714

HAHAHA! Ok, this is the funniest thread yet! The water displacement method is the most accurate way to weigh a boob. Fill a bowl (or bucket if you have mega boobs) to the brim with water... weigh the water and bucket (1Litre= 1Kg)... Place boob in the water... it will spill out of course (the water, not your boob) so you may want to do this in the garden (plus your neighbors will doubtless be curious and want to be your friend).. Ok, so now you have a wet boob and a bucket with less water.... re-weigh the water and bowl/bucket... subtract that eight from the full weight, and TATA!!! that is the weight of your boob... Multiply by 2, or repeat with your dry boob for more accuracy... There you have it. Your boobs. Awesome. Men, you may like to try this with your tackle, meat and potatoes, you get what I mean.... Go ahead people, try it out, it's perfectly normal right?

Am I the only one that wants to try this now (not the garden part - my neighbors are slightly scuzzy - but the bowl and water thing)?
More out of curiosity than anything else.

Um, yes I do. Dammit, I don't have a scale at home and I'm pretty sure they frown on nudity at work.

So I decide to do this method, should the water be cold, warm or hot?

I would go with warm! Cold...BRRRRRRR Hot....OUCH

FORKDOWN

I'll stand behind my Wife tonight and hold them but lift them one at a time to this song...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w

PetitePerfection

There should be a percentage of the 'BUTT' weight we can subtract as well.
I mean, men like butts and men like boobs... so we should catch a break on both??

...is that too much to ASK!?

Hair too! If I shaved my head I'd lose like 8lbs!!! Boobs butt and hair combined?! damn I'd be like100lbs!

enigrebua

I bet my boobs only weigh a couple of pounds each...they're pretty average-sized.

DakotaKeogh

But, you didn't lose them. They're part of you and your weight.

xtinalovexo

i would like to have mine weighed... i think i would lose a good 10lbs...

76tech

i just want to help someone with this. for science.

xtinalovexo

i just want to help someone with this. for science.

first we skate, then we make scientific experiments.

76tech

i just want to help someone with this. for science.

first we skate, then we make scientific experiments.

Deal! :drinker:

AliDarling

i wish mine weighed 9 lbs each lol

AlSalzman

Where's the balls thread?

The forum Mod Squad would doom that thread from the jump.

BeautyFromPain

bump

munkeyfunk

Where's the balls thread?

The forum Mod Squad would doom that thread from the jump.

lol

Betsiz17

Thanks for the morning smile :glasses:

brutiful

hilarious! i'm SO doing this when i get home tonight (i'm thinking the counter + scale method would be more accurate?)

Shannon2714

Where's the balls thread?

The forum Mod Squad would doom that thread from the jump.

LOL You know it's true!

jennajava

Why are there no pictures of boobs in here?

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