BOOB WEIGHT!

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  • Rogiefreida
    Rogiefreida Posts: 567 Member
    This thread inspired me to weigh my nuts while I was out for lunch.

    The guy behind the counter at the deli was not amused.

    this made me lol. :bigsmile:
  • ChristiRShort
    ChristiRShort Posts: 7 Member
    I really don't think this would work for me. I always lose boob weight first for some reason. Not that I'm complaining cuz they're huge to begin with. Maybe it has something to do with water weight or something. Am I the only one that goes through this?
  • n8leagr8
    n8leagr8 Posts: 13
    I's?! Really?! Wow. I thought my DD's were annoying sometimes...
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    ummm I think I am supposed to know this, but....
    ... how do you weigh a boob?

    why put your scale on the bathroom counter and flop one puppy at a time on there...of course :wink:
    I have totally done that before, but not since shedding all this weight. I still have ginormoboobies, but I bet they aren't as heavy as they used to be.

    ...you make me wish i had come up with the term ginormoboobies.... =]
    i'm gonna put that in words with friends one of these days, i will let yo know how it goes =D
    I've been using the term ginormoboobies since... well, since I developed ginormoboobies.
    They've never been small, but they got up to 44F at my heaviest and, even after shedding 125 pounds, they are 32G... I don't think there IS another word to describe those suckers except to call them the ginormoboobies they are!
  • n8leagr8
    n8leagr8 Posts: 13
    This thread inspired me to weigh my nuts while I was out for lunch.

    The guy behind the counter at the deli was not amused.

    LMAO. For realz.
  • grrl77
    grrl77 Posts: 108
    I dunno. I kind of don't want my tatas to go anywhere. I'm pretty happy with my girls and the men folk don't mind either. ;)
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    I really don't think this would work for me. I always lose boob weight first for some reason. Not that I'm complaining cuz they're huge to begin with. Maybe it has something to do with water weight or something. Am I the only one that goes through this?


    I really don't think this would work for me. I always lose manhood weight first for some reason. Not that I'm complaining cuz its huge to begin with. Maybe it has something to do with water weight or something. Am I the only one that goes through this?

    Thought it was funny if I changed a word.
  • chauncyrenayCHANGED
    chauncyrenayCHANGED Posts: 788 Member
    Screw that...I'll be putting these babies on the kitchen scale myself as soon as I get home! We should all get together and help each other weigh....why should the men have all the fun?! :smokin:


    Doing this tonight!!!
  • anhancock10
    anhancock10 Posts: 148 Member
    well i know what im doing when i get home :)
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member

    Thought it was funny if I changed a word.

    Not really, unless your manhood is mostly made of fat, like boobs are.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I don`t have time to read this so could some one sum it up in pictures?

    Thank you. :smile:
  • Charloo1990
    Charloo1990 Posts: 619 Member
    No, whats that lol?
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    I have noticed only men have offered their assistance to women looking to weigh their tatas...

    as an experienced boob weigher myself, i'm more than happy to give you a hand.
    =D

    Hi.
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    I don`t have time to read this so could some one sum it up in pictures?

    Thank you. :smile:

    Page 5.
  • coppercurlz
    coppercurlz Posts: 65
    I really don't think this would work for me. I always lose boob weight first for some reason. Not that I'm complaining cuz they're huge to begin with. Maybe it has something to do with water weight or something. Am I the only one that goes through this?


    I really don't think this would work for me. I always lose manhood weight first for some reason. Not that I'm complaining cuz its huge to begin with. Maybe it has something to do with water weight or something. Am I the only one that goes through this?

    Thought it was funny if I changed a word.

    ROFL! I would imagine it helps with the waddling?

    This thread is almost as comical as the poop thread where the dudes were weighing themselves pre and post poo to see who made the biggest... Don't bother searching, I believe it's gone :)
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    i wanna take off boobs and brains!
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    I don`t have time to read this so could some one sum it up in pictures?

    Thank you. :smile:

    Page 5.


    DAMNIT...I'm at work and can't see!!! Definitely going to have to check in when I get home!!!!! :happy:
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    Ok, I just pulled my Husband away from the PS3 to help me weigh the girls. He was really put out by it :wink: According to the having him hold them up method, they total just under 6 lbs. And I am in no way small. 34 F.
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    Ok, I just pulled my Husband away from the PS3 to help me weigh the girls. He was really put out by it :wink: According to the having him hold them up method, they total just under 6 lbs. And I am in no way small. 34 F.

    You get hotter every day.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    No, whats that lol?

    Step into my va... office!
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    Where's the balls thread?
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    Step into my va... office!

    Why does it smell like cheese in here?
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I doubt your boobs weigh 5 pounds a piece unless you're sporting some Double Js.

    My boobs are about 12lbs combine and i'm sporting 34H. So boobs are actually heavy and can cause backpain. I know from experience. LOL

    I actually have weighed them two different ways:
    1. have my hubby hold them up while i'm on the scale
    2. use my food scale...i put a paper towel on the scale, zeroed it out and set the girls on there one by one.

    I have a forum crush on you.

    :flowerforyou:
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    I have a forum crush on you.

    :flowerforyou:

    There's a thread for that.
  • carhicks
    carhicks Posts: 1,894 Member
    Not to be rude..

    But if you're losing weight you're going to lose it from your boobs, so you really should count the 18lbs as part of your weight

    Mine together probably weigh less than 1 lb now :(

    (Not that I'm jealous of you or anything! :P)

    Yup, I count mine cause I think the first 10 pounds was all off the boobs. If I didn't count it, then I wouldn't have lost any weight in the first few weeks and I would have been so depressed, i would have quit. My husband is lamenting the loss of my boobs as they are not longer an overflowing handful as he referred to them in the past. Now they are just a handful. :noway:
  • 04warrior
    04warrior Posts: 16
    After reading a majority of the posts on this thread, a key difference between men and women is obvious - a woman with 14+ pound knockers wants them reduced / removed from the weight total, while many men would be jealous of 14+ pound "c**k and bullocks," back problems and weight totals be damned.

    separately on the question of penis weight, I would think total weight "credit" would depend on whether one is a "grower" or a "show-er"
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I have a forum crush on you.

    :flowerforyou:

    There's a thread for that.

    Forum Crushes are different beasts than MFP Crushes.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    After reading a majority of the posts on this thread, a key difference between men and women is obvious - a woman with 14+ pound knockers wants them reduced / removed from the weight total, while many men would be jealous of 14+ pound "c**k and bullocks," back problems and weight totals be damned.

    separately on the question of penis weight, I would think total weight "credit" would depend on whether one is a "grower" or a "show-er"

    CTFU at the last part.....but, I for one LOVE my big ones and have zero interest in having them reduced or removed....but, I WOULD like a lift at some point...that will happen as soon as all the weight is gone!
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,249 Member
    Feel you...I am sure mines weigh at least 10...I would take 141...:laugh: :laugh:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Step into my va... office!

    Why does it smell like cheese in here?

    *chucks another one out of the van*

    Next stop!
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